Of course, the AYSO, American Youth Soccer Organization, team of 6 year olds, called "The Stockholm Monsters."
Our uniforms are a beautiful shade of purple. We all pretend to be vegetarian around Moz, when in reality most of us are sneaking out for a cheeseburger about twice a week. We do this in a very covert operation like manner, just like when J.Marr & S.Street, handed Moz some music, and when he asked if it was keyboard/piano/organ, they told him that it really was just a very special guitar. He believed it, nobody got hurt, and we're all better for him having recorded those songs. Also, before every match, there must a tree, not to be less than 3 feet in length, but no more than 4 feet in length, otherwise we don't play. We also require lots of gladiolas on the side of the pitch, otherwise we don't play. Our theme song is "Boxers" but we rarely lose a home game. In addition, to the normal half-time snack of sports drink (ex. Gatorade) and quartered oranges, we also require a parent to be ready to quote from the Complete Works of Oscar Wilde, should we feel like putting down the other team, in a manner that those other 6 year olds would never understand.
I hope this answered your question!
