Morrissey signs lucrative contract.........................

[Mr.Improper PIMP that eats yoshinoya]

With local fast food legend YOSHINOYA on tuesday... details of the contract have trickeld in a bit. The contract calls for his Popeness to endorse the wonder soup whereever he is. He must wear yoshinoya t-shirts will on tour,must promote yoshinoya at all concerts.....and of course,must show up for in-store signings wearing yoshinoya garb. The deal also calls for morrissey to own 56% of the company stock and be the head of consumer relations for the company. Morrissey(through a rep) said" I'm anxious to get started.this is a blessing.Mr.Improper has discussed this deal with me at lengths and im both excited and happy to accomodate the yoshinoya people". Morrissey has also been guaranteed 15% of all sales of yoshinoya for his own personal use. Thats a good deal. Morrissey has yet to say whether he will wear a yoshinoya t-shirt on his next tour...stay tuned here for more details.

 

[uncleskinny]

> With local fast food legend YOSHINOYA on tuesday... details of the
> contract have trickeld in a bit. The contract calls for his Popeness to
> endorse the wonder soup whereever he is. He must wear yoshinoya t-shirts
> will on tour,must promote yoshinoya at all concerts.....and of course,must
> show up for in-store signings wearing yoshinoya garb. The deal also calls
> for morrissey to own 56% of the company stock and be the head of consumer
> relations for the company. Morrissey(through a rep) said" I'm anxious
> to get started.this is a blessing.Mr.Improper has discussed this deal with
> me at lengths and im both excited and happy to accomodate the yoshinoya
> people". Morrissey has also been guaranteed 15% of all sales of
> yoshinoya for his own personal use. Thats a good deal. Morrissey has yet
> to say whether he will wear a yoshinoya t-shirt on his next tour...stay
> tuned here for more details.

Why not try spelling correctly, you tit?