Hi kids, this is Robert Downey JR, I mean "Himmmm". Now that I dropped some bombshells on Kirk Douglas, I have some secrets about Morrissey I will soon be revealing here so watch this space. This revelations are not as scandalous as the ones I revealed about Douglas but they're still pretty bad. For example one of them involves Mozza chowing down on a huge juicy T-bone steak in a famous LA steakhouse with yours truly. It was the size of his head which means it was massive. He wore a cap and shades so his vegetarian image wouldn't be blown.
At one point Michael Keaton recognised my dining companion and tried to say hello, apparently he's a big fan, so I had to cover for Moz, pretending he was in fact Jamie Oliver.
After that Mozza and me got f***ed up on tequilla and went on a Hooters crawl. We went to every Hooters in LA and Moz ate bacon at every single one. The man loves his greasy bacon. He loves it so much it gave him a bulbous salutation which the Hooters girls mistakenly thought was for them.
This is just one of the many mind blowing revelations about my time with the Moz I am now ready to reveal. Watch this space.
Himmmm