Who knows? I do not have the time to record every piddling programme this man does! I might email channel four/ Russell's agent as follows:
Dear sir or madam,
As a dedicated Morrissey fan, I very much want to witness the meeting of him and Russell Brand and hear his new single. However, the man has so many sodding programmes I have absolutely no idea which one I am ment to record, am very stressed, and will have to take off the 1st of Dec for the recording and then the whole of the following week to record every bloody pragramme he does therefore leaving 47 children without a teacher for an entire week. Please do not give that greedy bugger Brand any more programmes, as he needs his own channel for all of the ones he has. And anyway, nobody can tell the difference between them all.
Cheers
Hatfull
Of course, Russell may be reading this now, in which case WILL YOU PLEASE PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY????????????????