Morrissey "not homosexual" - statement at true-to-you.net

"Unfortunately, I am not homosexual. In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course ... not many".

-MORRISSEY, Sweden, 19 October 2013.

http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_131019_01


WOW! Quote of the year. Well, we heard it from the man himself--he is humansexual. And like most humansexuals, he is not attracted to all men and all women. He is selective.

I have decided, just now, that I too am humansexual. :p
 
 
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Says someone who can't spell, punctuate properly, or formulate an non-sycophantic opinion of his own.

If you are trying to have a battle of wits with Johnny, you are wasting your breath. The more you speak, the more you reveal you lack the arsenal needed to compete fairly.

How is that for a counter attack? :D
not bad realitysucks, not bad at all, I do enjoy your posts, your punctuation, spelling and use of the English language is superb, you must surely be a literary genius. I do however feel you are on the wrong forum, you should try : barleycorn solo .com : it should be much more to your taste
 
not bad realitysucks, not bad at all, I do enjoy your posts, your punctuation, spelling and use of the English language is superb, you must surely be a literary genius. I do however feel you are on the wrong forum, you should try : barleycorn solo .com : it should be much more to your taste

I am not a literary genius. Far from it. Ninety-nine percent of everything I have ever read is non-fiction. Never read War and Peace. Or Ulysses. (Has anyone really finished it?) Maybe you were being sarcastic? Probably.

I said nothing about agreeing with all of Johnny's views, now did I? I said his intelligence--and I'll add education--cannot be disputed.
 
"Unfortunately, I am not intellectual, in technical fact, I am To-Bo-lectual. I am attracted to hamsters. But, of course..not to fanny".
 
I am not a literary genius. Far from it. Ninety-nine percent of everything I have ever read is non-fiction. Never read War and Peace. Or Ulysses. (Has anyone really finished it?) Maybe you were being sarcastic? Probably.

I said nothing about agreeing with all of Johnny's views, now did I? I said his intelligence--and I'll add education--cannot be disputed.

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I am not a literary genius. Far from it. Ninety-nine percent of everything I have ever read is non-fiction. Never read War and Peace. Or Ulysses. (Has anyone really finished it?) Maybe you were being sarcastic? Probably.

I said nothing about agreeing with all of Johnny's views, now did I? I said his intelligence--and I'll add education--cannot be disputed.
I was being sarcastic, it is after all the lowest form of wit( sarcasm again)
 
OK. I hope you know that I am just being a brat. I actually do not dislike you, not at all. :) However, I still say Johnny could run circles around your brain. :D
We agree on that, I've no doubt he could, years of enjoying too many chemicals every weekend in my younger days has dulled my brain somewhat. On a serious note though has anyone seen any posts from shridan whiteside recently? If your out there shridan how you doing? I miss reading your posts
 
We agree on that, I've no doubt he could, years of enjoying too many chemicals every weekend in my younger days has dulled my brain somewhat. On a serious note though has anyone seen any posts from shridan whiteside recently? If your out there shridan how you doing? I miss reading your posts

Lat post of his was in Off-topic a week or two ago.
 
Morrissey and everyone on this forum..... Just live your life.

Just.....Be.


Don't explain anything. Don't make up words. Don't label yourself. Don't hyphenate. All you end up doing is putting yourself into a box.

People spend far too much time and energy trying to "define" themselves and others. It means nothing.

Just.......Live.......Your.......Life.

What is wrong with a box? Why are you afraid of the box? I know who this is,
.. whe you stop caring what others think, you wont mind the box...love u misguided angel
 
Ninety-nine percent of everything I have ever read is non-fiction.

Same here. I much prefer non-fiction.

With fiction I often find myself thinking "This is just made up bollocks designed to get a reaction, and the author only half-heartedly believes it themselves."

I'm trying to think of the last fiction I read. Irish Heart's posts, probably.
 
Gay, straight, or otherwise, does it really matter? I think not. Who cares anyway? As long as Morrissey continues to sing and entertain, I could give a fiddler's fart what his sexual orientation is, and I know I cant be the only one who takes this stance.
 
Gay, straight, or otherwise, does it really matter? I think not. Who cares anyway? As long as Morrissey continues to sing and entertain, I could give a fiddler's fart what his sexual orientation is, and I know I cant be the only one who takes this stance.


It matters enough to Morrissey that he felt it was both necessary and appropriate to confirm he is not a homosexual. Others prefer to express solidarity:

"Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's convincing performance as two good buddies in 1997's "Good Will Hunting" has sparked "bro-mance" rumors about them. Over the years, the "Contagion" actor never addressed them until recently when he chatted with Playboy.

"I never denied those rumors," Damon said. The 42-year-old hunk explained the reason behind his silence, "Because I was offended and didn't want to offend my friends who were gay, as if being gay were some kind of f**king disease. It put me in a weird position in that sense."

Read more: http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00056372.html#ixzz2ijQ9HWWn

I'm 100% gay in the company of homophobes, though have to watch it at the rugby club bar in case some drunken copper thinks that means he's getting a blowjob. He is, but only if he looks like Matt Dimon, not like Morrissey!

I..can't...stop...thinking about..Mikey Farrell! Sorry, Mikey, no offence. I don't facialise your photos. Promise.
 

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