Morrissey mentions in "Harshest Musician on Musician Insults In History"

The 30 Harshest Musician-on-Musician Insults in History - Flavorpill

15. Elvis Costello on Morrissey
“Morrissey writes wonderful song titles, but sadly he often forgets to write the song.”

9. Robert Smith on Morrissey
“If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I’ll eat meat — that’s how much I hate Morrissey.”

8. Morrissey on Bob Geldof
“Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.”

3. Morrissey on Brett Anderson
“He’ll never forgive God for not making him Angie Bowie.”
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I realise this is supposed to be the "harshest" but #9 demonstrates the same level of wit as the average stroppy 12 year old. #3 never gets old and always raises a smile


#15 - Elvis Costello is a gold-plated twat.
Writes 1.5 good songs in his life and then seeks to ramp up his own star by rubbing shoulders with greats like Bacharach.


Elvis Costello's comment is pretty much right on target as far as the stuff Moz has done since ROTT.

Morrissey's music since Ringleader has been garbage (nice song titles though).

Johnny Barleycorn

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"Anton Newcombe on Eric Clapton. “People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a f***in’ ledge and write a song about it?”

That's not harsh, it's despicable.


Half Man / Half Badger
ha ha this is my favourite quip

14. Noel Gallagher on Jack White
“He looks like Zorro on doughnuts.”


Dandy Dick

"Anton Newcombe on Eric Clapton. “People talk about Eric Clapton. What has he ever done except throw his baby off a f***in’ ledge and write a song about it?”

That's not harsh, it's despicable.

Newcombe is a useless crack addict with zero talent. I'm no fan of Clapton, but comments like that just show Newcombe up for the c*** that he is.
I am Satan and I want to electrocute you all and roast in a c*** oven just like they do when they cook my favorite meals at kfc. Yum yum
I want to own kfc so I could have all the tasty chicken to myself and then I’d order them to kill ever chicken in the world and feed them to me extra crispy with barbeque sauce and menstrual blood instead of ketchup cause ketchup keeps my dick up because it reminds me of menstrual blood from c***s. I want to go out with a deer today and hunt.
I can do this as I’m Satan and I have powers and I make things happen.
I want a poison thick shake from Carvel. Why won’t they make it for me as I asked them nicely as I offered to stir their blender with my penis
I saw a living cat today and was disgusted that it hadn’t been captured and shot yet. I told the Chinese restaurant to go get it so I can have my favorite Szechuan cat with broccoli later with white rice covered in semen sauce. It’s delish. Tonight I am going on my boat and kill 25 fish and stick fishing pole up my anus and and and never mind go on. I like fish in my pond, I use my penis as magic wand to capture them and fondle them prior to inhaling them down my esophagus. This is my wish. I like to eat dead fish better still I like to put worms on the pole to trick them so that I can torture their screaming bodies and soul. I have been fishing since I’m six years old. I will never give up. I want to to deer as this instills fear into animals that I hear as I drink corona beer as I turn the wheel and steer. There should be deer in the sea so I can kill them all not just snails fish and jelly fish I eat jelly fish cause it makes penis squish. My penis is already shrivered so what’s difference if it is livid. I know this woman and she’s a c*** and she’s going to be dead at the next gig I attend because I in love with men when I see men, seman get it, it makes my penis rise and bullets shoot out of it. I like to spit on my dick and then have Vance lick it as I killed Lance as he was bigot and f*****. It was really tragic as I am f***** too but I switched personalites mood and was woman last night too the male escort service made me practice my voodoo so I became mary lou. I like mary lou and jerk with her too as I got to wear my ballet shoes even tho they didn’t fit me I squeezed into them and tiptoed on their toes on stairs upto exgf’s to give her four nightmares as they are my specialty as what I want to accomplish when it comes to the c***. Eminem smokes marijuana, heroin, junk and after seeing his video think he’s a f***** punk. I want minced monk and stuff it in my trunk of my car where Lance’s dead body lays until bring him to grave. Exgf c*** says fbi says my profile fit’s a serial killer and makes my penis go wild. Oscar wilde was gay man, Morrissey is straight man. I am flamin f***** and me and myexgf the c*** are over I’ve had it. God damn it. It’s not how I planned it.
I am waiting for my male escort to arrive that I ordered so we can frolic in the bathtulb and smear each other with menstrual blood and mud as I pretend to have a vagina and want to get spinal menigitis so I will die painful death that is fast and entices. Oh christ another stifled Friday night Morrissey lyrics I tell exgf I like but they make me sick, phil ochs is my hero. Morrissey in my opinion is homo and tell exgf he is a gay man it matters not that I worship a god called satan. Devil worship is my thing exgf is outside and hope the bees will sting I want to sting her face body and legs and knees the bees knees are Morrissey’s. Eminem stole that line from Morrissey because her is copycat like that and exgf says Morrissey is not fat and is beautiful I say Morrissey is a flaming homosexual and I have to go to the bathroom and great that will be in there too I have your wiener with our mouths and then stick hot dogs in each others anus and then I can drown him.
I am Satan and I have poowers and I love to torment my exgf in every possible way as this delights me and makes me aroused especially when it causes her to scream in agony as her blood pressure boils and my penis uncoils in delight. She doesn’t have high blood pressure as it is 120/80 except when I inflict my agony on her then it goes to 140/90 because I am sleezy and grimy. I wear a stupid hat and wear same pants every night wherever we are at. My exgf is afraid to sit in my car because she thinks it is poison cause I poison it for her. She is a c*** and will be dead and gonna shoot her and Morrissey with a gun the time has come as sick of this fairy talk soap opera eminem stop her I think he did already if I have say in it which I did then the romance is over between the homo and the c***, the race is won.
My man Morrissey needs to be protected from you revolving criminal winos drunks and c***s and the criminal fraudgilent blogger that my exgf doesn’t believe is Morrissey at and hasn’t wrote on there to her and the blogger who blogs to himself and then writes back to himself utilizing his 18 personalities with 18 different ips I’ve analysed the addresses and caught the blogger, you know what you can do with your ham logger Ihe looks like a fat dead moose and I am going to track him down that c*** and chickens will roost I will have so much fun being the hacker I am on exgf computer and tapping into her mobile phone and others. I am laying like sack of yolk eggs as I’m yellow and weak and waiting for special lump of jello to arrive from my thighs. I took 3 Viagra already as my new bf eddie is coming and I am ready for his wing wang to enter my ding dong. My anus is open and I can’t to stick his dick up my sternum my spoken asshole he looks like a troll howver his penis works like a lawn mower he is going to pound me like a brick buiding being demolished and I’m going to be all squeamish and he will take me Uranus and venus and other planets with his shit. I love eddie’s penis even though he ugly even though he gratify and satisfy me. each of which needs to die along with all the rest of you delinquent mud pies who inhabit this waste of space and need to be fed a murder burger laced with some rat poison cynanide and mace you are all disgrace Morrissey detest you all and criminal hacker blogger who is crying this is a solow place make no mistake but you all belong here as you all crazy and lazy and have no jobs employment and Morrissey is in the mob. He is gangster you know and he is going to take his gun and blow you all to smitherreen peek freens are very serious cookie I must go now as bf is here and gonna make love and nookie and then thrown in a pot and brought to a boil and you cook and burn until you learn you are dead and I roll over in my bed as I am not right in the head as I’m Satan and I have powers and make things happen exgf is rappin eminem is on dvd and I’m watching him tap dancing as I love how eminem sings and bees sting you all should be thrown in the ring and dead soon I think I wink and I holler.

Having skimmed past this, the quotes that stood out where "smear each other in menstrual blood", "dead moose" and "uncoiled penis". That is all I got from the effort you put into typing that shiznit. Intriguing stuff, but not enough to try to decipher a block of text. A couple of paragraphs would have made it readable.
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I took 3 Viagra already as my new bf eddie is coming and I am ready for his wing wang to enter my ding dong.

Quote of the month. I love this site!

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