Well he clearly sings 'if you will allows it'. I quite like it as a quaint acknowledgement of love not being restricted to the intelligent - that's how I percieve it anyway. But who am I to say?
I think that the confusion stems from the British mispronunciation of "your" as "yoh."
I agree, except there's also the strange (but weirdly suggestive) interpretation that the boy racer "has been stood" at the urinal-- i.e. placed there like a statue-- implying he's like an object that can be manipulated.
Or that he's incapable of taking a leak by himself. A nursing home or hospital patient, perhaps? If that's the case, then I recommend that Morrissey find himself a younger or more capable boy racer.