Re: Morrissey Declines to run for Lord Mayor Of London 201
For f*** sake. Who really believed that? Days of outrage around here for nothing.
I 4kin second that ! Who in their right mind would believe anything this silly old wrinkly, bald, shit-list, desperado, dried-up, lying, has been, non relevant, charlatan, animal welfare gimmickster, snot nosed junior high ribbing, cheese eating, Guinness drinking, humasexual, CrankFraud says ?
He's full of shit with all the signs of aspergers, ' fame fame fatal fame ' ? Ladies and Gents it's time to face up to the facts, THE PERFORMANCE IS WELL AND TRULY OVER, FINISHED ! A DEAD PARROT !
But ! It's not all doom and gloom ! No ! Just imagine this !
Somewhere up there in the next world saloon of rock history are true decent folk of the music industry laughing their crack ends off at Silly Steve CrankFraud, the boy from the Salford school of hard knocks who shit his sweet corn and ran to Betty's apron strings when faced with two old hillbillies called the Duck Dynasty ! Ian Curtis, Tony Wilson, Joe Moss, Lemmy, David Bowie, Terry Wogan, Viola Beach etc, they're all up there off their tits laughing and downing double CrankFraud's with Diesel chasers !
Cheers guys ! We love you ! We miss you ! Never forget you !
My name is Benny ! I shit in Steven's tea pot.
Benny-the-British-Butcher