Troubled Joe = Sleepy Joe
Grabbed you by the gilded beams = Grab ‘em by the pussy
Little man, what now? = Liddle’ Adam Schiff
Journalists who lie = Fake news
You have left The Smiths = You’re Fired
This isn’t even taking into account their love of Photoshop, placing inept family members in places of power and influence, obsessively concerned with how they rank in charts/polls, their feelings on illegal immigration, their cool hairdos, etc.
So why don’t you like Trump?