Morrissey Central "MORRISSEY IN VEGAS" (September 1, 2021)

MORRISSEY IN VEGAS

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The first night of Morrissey's current residency in Las Vegas broke all records for merchandise sales in the history of Caesar's Palace.


Regards,
FWD.
 
ALL TIME VEGAS SWAG MONEY RECORD!:moneybag::moneybag::moneybag:
MOZ NOW IS THE RECORD HOLDER:rofl:



the docile skinny dramallamas trolls are suffering an earthquake:lbf:



THE BAND all died broke with no money peeps:handpointleft:

:hammer:

 
I'm happy for Moz and the fans. Just a pity that merch at concerts is so expensive. There's no need for that greed. With that said, the fans are adults and can choose to buy or not. If it makes them happy I'm glad for them. I wonder if people are spending more because of the relief of being out of lockdown and perhaps lockdown helped them save money. Anyway, good for Moz and the happy buyers.
Yes. But it makes my paternal conversations—explaining to my kids why they should like Morrissey (as opposed to dismissing him as ‘a dick’)—no easier.
 
MORRISSEY IN VEGAS

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The first night of Morrissey's current residency in Las Vegas broke all records for merchandise sales in the history of Caesar's Palace.


Regards,
FWD.
Stop me if you've seen this Merch before.
 
Merch Is Murder (On The Wallet)

Merch sellers whines could be human cries
Closer comes the rip-off life
Your beautiful savings must die
Your beautiful savings must die
Extortionate prices for no reason
And extortiontion for no reason is daylight robbery
And the t-shirt you so fancifully try
Is not well-fitting, complementary or kind
It's overpriced for no reason
And pricing without reason is Merch
And the poster you MUST have with a smile
Is Merch
And the pillow case you furtively buy
Is Merch
Do you know how fools part with their money?
Concert aromas aren't very homely
It's not "comforting", cheery or kind
It's sizzling spotlights and the unholy kerching
Of CASH REGISTERS
It's not "natural", "normal" or kind
The merch you so fancifully buy
The drool in your mouth
As you savour the idea
Of MORE MERCH
NO, NO, NO, IT'S MERCH
NO, NO, NO, IT'S MERCH
Oh...and who hears when you get home later and cry ?
 
:)

Moz can mercy buy a couple of stupid :handpointright::guardsman::handpointleft: 2 x 4 albums
and use them as boomerangs at the next sold out vegas show:lbf::hammer:
 
Pregnant With Cash For The Last Time

Phlegm at the merch bar for the last time
Coloured vinyl for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided
But then you see something new
And you want something new
So you have something new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the money and lack of sense to
Moz mugs for the last time
'Still Ill' facemask for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided
Lazy Sunbathers towels for the last time
Hoodies and fridge magnets for the last time
And the merch man said
"don't nod your head until you've seen it all!"
But then you see something new
And you want something new
So you have something new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the lack of willpower to
Sick with anticipation for the last time
And who is going to clean up at the merch bar ?
Would you be so kind ?
Oh, everybody's staring
At the strange bags that you're carrying
Bad financial advice for the last time
And people being nice for the very first time
Oh, we're so glad
That you have finally decided !

Disclaimer: I think merch bars are thrilling. A bit over-priced but thrilling all the same. I see the attraction and if someone wants to buy a memento then good for them.
 
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Pregnant With Cash For The Last Time

Phlegm at the merch bar for the last time
Coloured vinyl for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided
But then you see something new
And you want something new
So you have something new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the money and lack of sense to
Moz mugs for the last time
'Still Ill' facemask for the last time
Oh, we're so glad
That you've finally decided
Lazy Sunbathers towels for the last time
Hoodies and fridge magnets for the last time
And the merch man said
"don't nod your head until you've seen it all!"
But then you see something new
And you want something new
So you have something new
I don't blame you
We would all do the same as you
If ever we had the lack of willpower to
Sick with anticipation for the last time
And who is going to clean up at the merch bar ?
Would you be so kind ?
Oh, everybody's staring
At the strange bags that you're carrying
Bad financial advice for the last time
And people being nice for the very first time
Oh, we're so glad
That you have finally decided !

Disclaimer: I think merch bars are thrilling. A bit over-priced but thrilling all the same. I see the attraction and if someone wants to buy a memento then good for them.
Obsessive. To me you are a result of merch.
 
Where's my frigging souvlaki mit pommes merch which I ordered hours ago?
Ah, now. There was probably a misunderstanding when ordering, most want Sauerkraut with it. Takes a moment for the grease to heat up, are you interested in merch in the meantime?
 
Meanwhile...

First of the merch to buy
Driving your merch seller home
Little merch (seller), what now?
I don’t mind if you buy merch
Dial-a-merch
I can have merch (there is no need to choose)
This is not your merch
Fantastic merch
Buyer meet merch
Teenage merch seller on his stand (a.k.a Gangster`s mall)
Some of my best friends are merch sellers (Off topic)
Good looking merch seller about town
American merch English Pounds (@AztecCamera s song)
Don't make fun of merch seller's voice
I just want to see the merch seller happy (a.k.a. "Money to burn")
I will see you in far-off merch places (Caesar`s theme)
 
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:lbf:

Moz Vegas swag selling like hotcakes:rofl:
:handpointright::guardsman::handpointleft: dumb 4x4 album wont sell 100 copies but hell claim
it sold out: the 10 presale copies:lbf:

:hammer:
It seems to me that you get too angry with Johnny he is the other Smith and Moz wants him, there is room in me for Johnny, he deserves to have a new album, and do not forget Morrissey wants J Marr, they do not get together just because they are two fools!!!!
 

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