morrissey frink thread!



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I made this.
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I think you should send Morrissey one of those, his pants always seem on the verge of falling off.
 
and that's something you want to fix Cyrstal? Blasphemy! ;)

Love the Homer cake and the Moz smelling something bad picture. I needed these laughs tonight, thank you.
 
Speaking as someone who has been fat since birth despite eating a very healthy diet, it really bothers me that his weight is an issue at all.

What amazes me is how people look at him at age 50 and assume that his body differences from when he was 30 have anything at all to do with him changing his eating habits. He didn't suddenly start stuffing in the ice cream and cookies. People's bodies want to do what they want to do and you can only control about 20 pounds of your weight with how you eat and exercise. Lots of skinny people on here will find that out one day.

Morrissey has said in the past that he's having trouble keeping the normal weight from aging off of him despite his healthy living. It's such a pity that it's even an issue.

Ugh. I am SO not in the mood for this today of all days.
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It would be wrong to make a joke here about how I can't enjoy this photo because he made this face when Silke didn't wear her deodorant... Right?

I always wear deodorant. As I see your "joke" already came back to you. It would be a lie if I pretended that this does not give me some joy. Because I have come to dislike you by now as much as I dislike "lottie". Ever wondered what gives you the right to play mind control for other people?

You know Morrissey so well and yet you do not know that what he says is not always meant literally?
Morrissey knows very well how to control his weight and body shape, he just does not always do so when he is in some self-destructive mode. His body shape and volume can even change within five minutes depending on how he feels. He is a real specialist in this. And even though he said in the MTV interview that he does not work out, it is obvious for people who know just a little about it, that he does work out, always has. Working out is something I have never read you do. I could tell you a little more, but I won't bother, because I have no intentions to give you any ideas on how you could control your body a little better. I like the idea that you are overweight and fighting this constant battle to tell everybody how it is natural. Don't defend Morrissey being overweight, because most of his body size comes from MUSCLES!
 
"inguinal ligaments"....Jayziz.:rolleyes:

Okay okay, anatomical terms are totally unsexy, I know, boring jobs do those things to people's minds.:rolleyes:
How about "iligs" (pronounced eye liggs)...i.e. Mozzer's iligs are smokin'hot...? :p
Or, as they might be called in erotic poetry: "the river beds that lead to his man lake" :horny:
or in classical art "adonis belt" :love:.
Cum gutters in vulgar slang,
V-cut,
iliac furrows..... :love:

:o Please stop me! :lbf:
 
Okay okay, anatomical terms are totally unsexy, I know, boring jobs do those things to people's minds.
How about "iligs" (pronounced eye liggs)...i.e. Mozzer's iligs are smokin'hot...? :p
Or, as they might be called in erotic poetry: "the river beds that lead to his man lake" :horny:
or in classical art "adonis belt" :love:.
Cum gutters in vulgar slang,
V-cut,
iliac furrows..... :love:

:o Please stop me!

Wow, such diversity of terminology. Well done.:)

Do some jigs with your iligs, sounds like a one of those new fangled rap-type songs.

I've no objection to the correct medical term! I just hadn't heard it before. It's nice to have inguinal ligaments.:thumb:

And now I really think I have tarried here too long...enjoy your franking.:)
 
Hip dents! :cool:
Instead of "franking", I should be washing and disinfecting some inguinal ligaments by now, it's my GD job. :o
 
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