morrissey frink thread!

[lottie]

Charmed I'm sure. Maybe I thought we could bond over a little brown shirt mutual appreciation.
I'll stick to kicking your arse at scrabble then

Our bond is already firmly cemented my dear.
howevewr im always open to brown shirt bribery.. wanna time share it? i promise to return it covered in a fresh spray of Avignon.

 

[underthefloorboards]

The watermarks are a right pain in the proverbial aren't they? Always getting in the way of all the important parts...

They frink me right off, they do.

 

[bailiffwithbadbreath]

They frink me right off, they do.

Under, why do I get the impression these frinksters don't find me very interesting? I feel like I'm at a party and there's always someone wealthier walking right behind me...

I've tried so hard and for what? To be rejected as a ub-standard frink artist?

 

[underthefloorboards]

Under, why do I get the impression these frinksters don't find me very interesting? I feel like I'm at a party and there's always someone wealthier walking right behind me...

I've tried so hard and for what? To be rejected as a ub-standard frink artist?

Do they think you're taking the p*ss out of their hero? I just don't know. Do they have you on 'ignore'?
I suggest you lock yourself away for a month or two, hone your frinking skillz. What say you?
Don't forget me...

 

[underthefloorboards]

Under, why do I get the impression these frinksters don't find me very interesting? I feel like I'm at a party and there's always someone wealthier walking right behind me...

I've tried so hard and for what? To be rejected as a ub-standard frink artist?

PS...Really no need to call me 'Under', now we know exactly who we are speaking to.

 

[bailiffwithbadbreath]

PS...Really no need to call me 'Under', now we know exactly who we are speaking to.

If only these people knew who we are they'd fawn.

 

[underthefloorboards]

If only these people knew who we are they'd fawn.

They'd show themselves up as the sycophantic slags they are...

 

[bailiffwithbadbreath]

They'd show themselves up as the sycophantic slags they are...

Well said.

 

[MissGladys]

joefrady can you please please please re-post that picture, i can't see it just like dailyalice

 

[MissGladys]

those two are my favourites

 

[bailiffwithbadbreath]

those two are my favourites

Cor, you're a card.

 

[underthefloorboards]

Cor, you're a card.

You look well fit in them photos though, she is right. I believe 'well fit' is wot the kids are saying now?

 

[pagnani32]

Our bond is already firmly cemented my dear.
howevewr im always open to brown shirt bribery.. wanna time share it? i promise to return it covered in a fresh spray of Avignon.

It seems I've heard that same bribery before. I'm still pondering it...fresh spray of Avignon you say?

 

[lottie]

It seems I've heard that same bribery before. I'm still pondering it...fresh spray of Avignon you say?

HA, yes my dear i would always return it smelling sweetly of avignon, but i FORBID you to send yours to me, imagine if it went awol over the pacific, you and i would NEVER forgive ourselves. *besides if its not brown im not interested*

 

[bailiffwithbadbreath]

HA, yes my dear i would always return it smelling sweetly of avignon, but i FORBID you to send yours to me, imagine if it went awol over the pacific, you and i would NEVER forgive ourselves. *besides if its not brown im not interested*

You're a voracious frinker. I can only aspire to such lows.

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

OK, not so frinky, but I want to share with you girls:

For Christmas I received two wonderful Morrissey-related gifts. DeathRockSnowWhite made a quilt for me that has fabric photos of various moments I have shared with Smiths:

Top left: the first time I met Morrissey, Top right: Johnny hugging Morrissey, Center: Morrissey holding Bunny, Bottom left: my favorite photo of Morrissey, Bottom right: Johnny with his arm around me

Isn't she FABULOUS?! You can't tell how great this thing is from the photo. AND she scented it with lavender. I insist you friend her immediately so you can get nifty gifts like this too. (Plus, she's just a sweetie.)

Also, my mother-in-law, whom you may recall is the one that made that wonderful naked Morrissey birthday card for me last year, gave me a set of homemade Morrissey coasters:

My coffee is sitting on Morrissey's face as I type this.

 

[lottie]

OK, not so frinky, but I want to share with you girls:

For Christmas I received two wonderful Morrissey-related gifts. DeathRockSnowWhite made a quilt for me that has fabric photos of various moments I have shared with Smiths:

Top left: the first time I met Morrissey, Top right: Johnny hugging Morrissey, Center: Morrissey holding Bunny, Bottom left: my favorite photo of Morrissey, Bottom right: Johnny with his arm around me

Isn't she FABULOUS?! You can't tell how great this thing is from the photo. AND she scented it with lavender. I insist you friend her immediately so you can get nifty gifts like this too. (Plus, she's just a sweetie.)

Also, my mother-in-law, whom you may recall is the one that made that wonderful naked Morrissey birthday card for me last year, gave me a set of homemade Morrissey coasters:

My coffee is sitting on Morrissey's face as I type this.

oooh both LOVELY thoughtful UNIQUE items,
make a coaster out of all 4 and then your mug can fit in the middle and you'll still be able to see his mug when you have a drink.

 

[Voodoo Doll]

Our bond is already firmly cemented my dear.
howevewr im always open to brown shirt bribery.. wanna time share it? i promise to return it covered in a fresh spray of Avignon.

Nope

It seems I've heard that same bribery before. I'm still pondering it...fresh spray of Avignon you say?

Dont do it. Whatever plans she has, it is bound to need a wash and then it would be no good, even with another squirt of aftershave

HA, yes my dear i would always return it smelling sweetly of avignon, but i FORBID you to send yours to me, imagine if it went awol over the pacific, you and i would NEVER forgive ourselves. *besides if its not brown im not interested*

Bah, s'OK for mine to get pilfered by Royal Mail then?

This is my shirt

 

[lottie]

Nope


Dont do it. Whatever plans she has, it is bound to need a wash and then it would be no good, even with another squirt of aftershave


Bah, s'OK for mine to get pilfered by Royal Mail then?

This is my shirt

NOOO, i would come and collect it, and return it the same way.
but its irrelevant cause i dont want either now, actually, not even on a time share.. *pouts*
(im ignoring the 'plans' comment, lady, i suggest you go wash your mouth out )

 

[lottie]

voodoo, does it still have his nipple indent in the fabric?