The Chicken of D.C.
I always liked my celebrity crushes in the 10-15-years-older-than-me range. I can't imagine having been a teenager and liking a 50 year old. If it had been suggested at the time I would have said "Grody, gag me with a spoon!" (And yes, we really said that.) Though we didn't have a middle-aged Morrissey back then, or who knows.
SO - Lainey just posted on the tour thread the set list and that The Loop is still being included, and you know what that means - TAMBOURINE FRINK!!!!
I was in love with Paul McCartney when I was a kid, so I'm used to the older manny thing.