Rumour has it, he is talking with Johnny about his guest appearance on coming monday's gig in Berlin.
What to play? How to behave in case of stage invasion etc....
They are inseparable. Everywhere Moz goes, there is Damon beside him. He is also petite, nattily dressed and obviously, openly gay. What do you surmise? The Iranian woman was a not very credible smokescreen. But even if you believe it, he tells in Autobio how he broke up with her and dated some Italian bloke instead. I always thought the Swedish woman (and various other females mentioned over the years) was pure fan fiction.Wait is that actually true? I thought he was with that Iranian woman. Or the Swedish one.
Johnny can’t sing? I beg to differ. Funny you say this though. An instrumental version of the album would, indeed, be lovely. Instrumental versions of any of Morrissey’s past 5 albums would be unlistenable. ...just like the existing ones, with vocals.I hope Johnny releases his new album in an instrumental version as well, ‘cause his singing voice is atrocious.
But musically “hi hello” is pretty good.
... and vigorous chip-salting
Not too vigorously Damon, please, as we all now that is not very healthy for your friend as it causes high blood pressure
We (real fans) don’t want him to have a stroke on stage and waving bye bye with his hands.
Or do you think he doesn’t care anymore and saw that last performance of Tommy Cooper too many times.