Morrissey Christmas Album

[Robert Lee]

Our Frankincense

 

[Mike Rourke]

Meat is myrrh-der?

 

[Robert Lee]

My life is an endless succession of people placing orders for my delicious mince pies.

 

[Robert Lee]

Because of his distain for buying xmas pressies Moz had the original title down as:

Tight c*** is my middle name

 

[brody]

The lazy cookie bakers
I am not-Hanukkah
I’m throwing my wrapping around presents… I have so many more!

 

[Phranc & Open]

Because of my poor givings

 

[BrokenFrame]

KEROUAC'S XMAS SACK
Some Gifts Are Bigger Than Others

 

[Redacted]

Now My Stocking is Full
Christmas Night Has Opened My Eyes
Last Night I Dreamt That Santa Loved Me
Half a Present
Christmas Tree on Fire
Hate These Gloves
Elves Matter
(My Uncle Is an) Interesting Drunk
All The Lazy Elves
I Keep My Naughy List Hidden
Vicar with a Fruitcake
Rebel Santa Claus
Gift is a Four Letter Word
Tony the Reindeer
Girlfriend Had Too Many Mimosas
When Last I Sang a Carol
We Hate it When Our Friends Get Drunk and Wrestle

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Now My Stocking is Full
Christmas Night Has Opened My Eyes
Last Night I Dreamt That Santa Loved Me
Half a Present
Christmas Tree on Fire
Hate These Gloves
Elves Matter
(My Uncle Is an) Interesting Drunk
All The Lazy Elves
I Keep My Naughy List Hidden
Vicar with a Fruitcake
Rebel Santa Claus
Gift is a Four Letter Word
Tony the Reindeer
Girlfriend Had Too Many Mimosas
When Last I Sang a Carol
We Hate it When Our Friends Get Drunk and Wrestle

These are awful.

 

[Was I ever any good]

These are awful.

It started quite well.

 

[Redacted]

These are awful.

I have more, miserable one

Santa in a Coma
Mistletoe, Mistletoe
You're The One For Me Santa
Santa's Only Happy When He's Up On His Sled

 

[Redacted]

It started quite well.

Hi Baz, does everyone know your new name or just a few?

 

[Tibby]

1.You Should`ve Been Nice Not Naughty
2.Christmas Morning
3. Jack the Reindeer

 

[Phranc & Open]

Someone is squeezing my gift (and I hate it)
I know, it's gonna happen someday (the right stuff)
Frankly, Mr Santa...

 

[BookishBoy]

Unwrappable

 

[marred]

When last I spoke to carol singers?

YES!!!

 

[marred]

December Spawned A Monster
I Just Want To See The Little Drummer Boy Happy
Let Me Kiss You Under The Mistletoe
This Silent Night Has Opened My Eyes
Santa Rejected My Soul

And who could forget that old classic... I Have Forgiven Jesus?

 

[Phranc & Open]

The girl who wouldn't sing.
(Oh) Frosty (send at least one thoughtful letter)

 

[Robert Lee]

December Spawned A Monster
I Just Want To See The Little Drummer Boy Happy
Let Me Kiss You Under The Mistletoe
This Silent Night Has Opened My Eyes
Santa Rejected My Soul

And who could forget that old classic... I Have Forgiven Jesus?

I have forgiven you for getting me pissed at that Christmas knees up

 

[Orson Swells]

He's already covered one (sort of) Christmas song in East West, of course.