Morrissey Christmas Album

[BookishBoy]

It's the last thing he would ever do, of course, but I'd love to hear Morrissey singing a Christmas album.

Maybe with some of these songs on it?

Everyday Is Like Boxing Day
It Will Never Look a Lot Like Christmas
The Elves Are Afraid of the Father
I’m Throwing My Arms Around Santa
All I Want for Christmas Is Me
It’s Not Your Christmas Anymore
(I Wish You) Lonely This Christmas
It’s the Most Miserable Time of the Year
Driving Your Girlfriend Home for Christmas
Mistletoe and Whine
First of the Elves to Die
I’ve Changed My Tree to Plastic
December Spawned a Monster
Santa Rejected My Letter

(I'm sure we can come up with some better ones than that...)

 

[JoeSellMozza]

That joke isn´t funny anymore

 

[stux]

When last I spoke to carol singers?

 

[Phranc & Open]

The nephews are afraid of the santas
Handsome Santa
Ho Ho Santa

 

[Young And Alive]

I Believe In The Father Who Must Be Killed

 

[Mozzer1980]

Santa, I Don't Mind If You Forget Me

Never-played Christmas carols

Presents without applause

 

[Luxo]

Time to get this video back out:

 

[Was I ever any good]

1. Hold on to your crackers

2. We hate it when Boxing Day
Becomes successful.

3. The more you ignore Christmas
The closer it gets.

4. The reindeer with a Thorne in his
Foot.
5. Gift vouchers changes everything

 

[brody]

I am hated for giving, missle-toe is my middle name, it’s not Christmas anymore etc etc etc

 

[Tibby]

1. Bobby, Don`t You Think They Know it`s Christmas?
2.Unhappy Christmas
3. Let Me Kiss You Under the Mistletoe
4. I Don`t Owe You Any Christmas Presents
5. I Won`t Share My Christmas Cookies
6. I Have Forgiven Santa
7. O Lonely Night
Sorry about that, It`s early in the morning here.

 

[Mike Rourke]

Little man, what snow?

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Rein-dear god, please help me

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

All Yule Need Is Me

 

[Robert Lee]

Who is working with him on this. When is the release?

 

[Mike Rourke]

Last of the famous international sleigh-boys

 

[Miss Ann Thorpe]

Who is working with him on this. When is the release?

It'll probably come out some time in the summer!

 

[Robert Lee]

Jacky's only happy when she's mixing the sage

Spent Christmas day in bed

Sure enough the sleigh bell rings

Saint Nicholas in a stained glass window

 

[Was I ever any good]

Who is working with him on this. When is the release?

Easter

 

[Deleted member 29227]

Saint Nicholas Drops Dead
Santa sleeping, elf drowning
Santa On The Guillotine
Santa Is My Middle Name
Get Off The Sleigh
I Don't Mind If This Elf Kills Me
Life Is A Mince Pie

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Who is working with him on this. When is the release?

Looking for a label, don’t worry, Central will let us know.