Morrissey Central: "New Morrissey Album" - 'I Am Not A Dog On A Chain' (November 28, 2019)

Luji · Nov 28, 2019

Hovis Lesley said:
Exactly, the title is aimed at those ‘fans’ who thought purchasing records meant they were buying him (rather than buying into him). I’m delighted they now all feel soundly chastised and are left to confront the inefficacy and emptiness of their colossal egos and thirsts for power. If the stance hits Morrissey’s sales it will nevertheless benefit the concert environment. ‘We’ don’t need them.

Measte fuera del tarro!!,el titulo es Buenisimoo hace alusion a la LIBERTAD DE MOZ DE DECIR Y HACER LO SE LE ANTOJE !!!

Anonymous · Nov 28, 2019

ordinaryboy86 said:
it’s a horrible title, you’re right. Doesn’t go down well or roll off the tongue, or anything. Typical modern day Moz tho, just ham fistedly saying what he is, and isn’t. What happened to sharp, punchy album titles, like “Viva Hate”, “Kill Uncle” “Your Arsenal”, even “Years Of Refusal” & “Ringleader Of The Tormentors” sound mischievously defiant.

I AM NOT A DOG ON A CHAIN THO?? WTF!?! LOL! “Unchained dog”, Moz, just call it “Unchained dog”, if you must, “Wild dog”, “Not a racist dog”, “Doggone day”, “Doggy style”, “Dog shit”, that’s it, “Dog shit” works!

ps there better be a dog on the album cover, or some dog related merch at Mporium, I’ll be disappointed if there ain’t. Woof

Yeah ordinary boy. What's your new project called? Bland. Non existant. Expert on knocking down. Life Boy.
Yeah. That's it. Life Buoy. Get a whiff of that soap.

Anonymous · Nov 28, 2019

Hoping for reissues on vinyl, especially southpaw grammar

snoddywilko · Nov 28, 2019

Anonymous said:
There's nothing obviously politically toxic in the titles at least, so maybe we be spared an album of far-right diatribes, which was my main worry. Then again, people claimed 'Jacky' was all about Brexit, so people will read shit into anything.

Please tell me when we’ve ever had a Morrissey album full of far-right diatribes?

Morrissey's left nut · Nov 28, 2019

He can celebrate this momentous nothing with a mouthful of turkey followed by a stiff ram-rodding from Tobias.

anonymous · Nov 28, 2019

ordinaryboy86 said:
Very excited as always for a new Moz album, but even the title sounds like he’s moaning already. I reckon it’s gonna be a tedious listen of finger pointing and blame gaming for everything he’s been called out on over the last year.

I reckon you're moaning already.
A new album.
Let's give thanks for our present on this day and keep your face out of the gravy boat.
More nut roast anyone?

Luji · Nov 28, 2019

Los antiMorrissey creen que son un lastre para la carrera de Moz pero EL siempre los esquiva ,siempre encuentra los atajos adecuados,mientras ellos se quedan gimiendo de dolor en el medio de la ruta viendo como MOZ AVANZA AVANZA AVANZA ....

Luji · Nov 28, 2019

Morrissey's left nut said:
He can celebrate this momentous nothing with a mouthful of turkey followed by a stiff ram-rodding from Tobias.

Nada trascendental : MOZ va a celebrar con un exquisito jugo DETOX..y un pure de papas y calabaza!! Y ensalada de nabos porque le encanta masticar NABOSS,!!!!!! Y una vez digeridos en su tracto diestivo tienen que imaginarse donde terminan los restos de los nabos !!! Si ahiiii!!!!!!!!!

ordinaryboy86 · Nov 28, 2019

Anonymous said:
Yeah ordinary boy. What's your new project called? Bland. Non existant. Expert on knocking down. Life Boy.
Yeah. That's it. Life Buoy. Get a whiff of that soap.

I do what I do better than Morrissey does what Morrissey does.

Anonymous · Nov 28, 2019

Anonymous said:
OK last attempt with this; you are becoming really tedious:

The statement clearly states "His highest U.S. chart position was this year with "California Son" at number 7."

Point out where this statement makes explicit reference to the "official US chart".

You can't, because it does not.

But if we're not talking specifically about any particular US chart then seven isn't actually his highest ever placing. So that also makes him a liar. Not that that's the worst thing he is

Luji · Nov 28, 2019

Anonymous said:
Women shouldn't be involved in politics.

Perdon quien era el misogino?? Contradicciones totalesss!!!!!

gordyboy9 · Nov 28, 2019

!Viva Hate! said:
You called me a good looking woman.

YES I AM BLIND. you have either got a face like a bag of spanners or your a page 3 cracker,what would you prefer.

gordyboy9 · Nov 28, 2019

Morrissey's left nut said:
He can celebrate this momentous nothing with a mouthful of turkey followed by a stiff ram-rodding from Tobias.

iv been in contact with your mental health doctor and we have decided to monitor you for a few weeks and you will be in the padded room next to THE JOKER.

ordinaryboy86 · Nov 28, 2019

gordyboy9 said:
iv been in contact with your mental health doctor and we have decided to monitor you for a few weeks and you will be in the padded room next to THE JOKER.

snoddywilko · Nov 28, 2019

My thoughts on the news of the new album & the reissues:

1. I Am Not A Dog On A Chain is a fantastic, defiant album title. After the brilliant album titles of The Smiths, I’ve always found Morrissey’s solo album titles pretty disappointing. The only one - apart from this new one - that I’ve truly liked & felt had the wonderful & witty sloganeering charm of Moz’s best, was World Peace Is None Of Your Business.

2. As always, the song titles are intriguing, curious, funny & uniquely Morrissey. My instant favourite being: What Kind Of People Live In These Houses?

3. 4 albums in a row with the same producer is a Morrissey first. Unfortunately, I’m not a huge fan of Chicarelli’s production style -it’s too clinical & sucks the human element out of the performances - though, despite this, I have loved a lot of the material from the 3 previous albums.

4. I’m genuinely excited for this new album. Morrissey seems at his most consistently productive in years & I feel that Low In High School was his best & most consistent album since Ringleaders.

5. The reissues of the older albums are great news & long overdue. I’ll be buying almost all of them if they are the original track listings (I’ll buy Maladjusted for completists sake, but only if it features Roy’s Keen; one of my favourites from a patchy album) crossed, the new artwork will be good, as a lot of the original sleeves were poor, in my opinion. It will be especially nice to get Hollywood Bowl on vinyl (great set) & finally own Quarry & Ringleaders on record. It will also be good to finally replace Southpaw Grammar after I foolishly returned my original copy with the photo booklet of stupid Moz with scars & bruises to the record shop upon its initial release.

ordinaryboy86 · Nov 28, 2019

snoddywilko said:
My thoughts on the news of the new album & the reissues:

1. I Am Not A Dog On A Chain is a fantastic, defiant album title. After the brilliant album titles of The Smiths, I’ve always found Morrissey’s solo album titles pretty disappointing. The only one - apart from this new one - that I’ve truly liked & felt had the wonderful & witty sloganeering charm of Moz’s best, was World Peace Is None Of Your Business.

2. As always, the song titles are intriguing, curious, funny & uniquely Morrissey. My instant favourite being: What Kind Of People Live In These Houses?

3. 4 albums in a row with the same producer is a Morrissey first. Unfortunately, I’m not a huge fan of Chicarelli’s production style -it’s too clinical & sucks the human element out of the performances - though, despite this, I have loved a lot of the material from the 3 previous albums.

4. I’m genuinely excited for this new album. Morrissey seems at his most consistently productive in years & I feel that Low In High School was his best & most consistent album since Ringleaders.

5. The reissues of the older albums are great news & long overdue. I’ll be buying almost all of them if they are the original track listings (I’ll buy Maladjusted for completists sake, but only if it features Roy’s Keen; one of my favourites from a patchy album) crossed, the new artwork will be good, as a lot of the original sleeves were poor, in my opinion. It will be especially nice to get Hollywood Bowl on vinyl (great set) & finally own Quarry & Ringleaders on record. It will also be good to finally replace Southpaw Grammar after I foolishly returned my original copy with the photo booklet of stupid Moz with scars & bruises to the record shop upon its initial release.

is it warm in Morrissey’s arse? Much to do up there?

Deleted member 1074 · Nov 28, 2019

gordyboy9 said:
YES I AM BLIND. you have either got a face like a bag of spanners or your a page 3 cracker,what would you prefer.

I would prefer you rephrase this post in legible English. I would also request you stop backpedaling but I know the odds of that happening are about as equal as me pissing chocolate milk.

ordinaryboy86 · Nov 28, 2019

!Viva Hate! said:
I would prefer you rephrase this post in legible English. I would also request you stop backpedaling but I know the odds of that happening are about as equal as me pissing chocolate milk.

mmm chocolate milk

Morrissey's left nut · Nov 28, 2019

gordyboy9 said:
iv been in contact with your mental health doctor and we have decided to monitor you for a few weeks and you will be in the padded room next to THE JOKER.

Ooh a holiday. I like.
On a related note, Morrissey should take a permanent one.

Deleted member 1074 · Nov 28, 2019

ordinaryboy86 said:
mmm chocolate milk

For Thanksgiving dinner, I will drink your milkshake. *slurp* Drink it up.

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