Morrissey Central: "MORRISSEY IN AMERICA" (9 September, 2019)

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you still using that MELVIS patter,wasnt funny the first time you used it and it still isn't funny.what is a petrified log,answers on a postcard.do your homework then get to bed you have school in the morning.
I’ve already got a couple of degrees, notwithstanding a 30 year PhD in Melvis. Been following since before he dropped the Stephen, so mind your fucking manners, ya wee twat. The “Melvis” is no joke. It’s reality. He’s the washed up, casino version of a legend. ...with less than half of the late-stage talent of the artist he’s photoshopped his fucking face tattoo onto. Yeah, SER is the culprit it but Steve doesn’t allow ANYTHING to happen without his nod. Never has. Never will.

You can spin the facts and your daft fucking noggin around as much as you like - the traditional Mozapologist way - but I’m not here for jokes, Shitstain.

I’ll be here until Melvis - with his cut-rate band - their shitty music, t-shirts, record players, reissues and weak-minded minions - get that supporting an ignorant sack of shit don't fly. It’s absolute slop and

I’m here for the children who still have a future.

Pony up bitch. It’s clear that nobody ever taught you one of life’s richest lessons...

You wanna run with the wolves, first you gotta piss with the puppies. You keep trying, l’il fella. One day, you might become a thoughtful, rational, cognoscente human being.
 
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The one good thing about TTY is that you knew when Morrissey was addressing fans and when it was just general information.
The official Twitter and Facebook clearly have too many people having access and get messy at times with SER stuff rather than BMG stuff etc.
Central - even more so.
Discerning whether Morrissey is aware of all the goings on there is impossible.
A lot of these posts do coincide more when SER is online and clearly trawling Instagram.
That said, as these 'montages' have now made it as far as stage backdrop images - it's safe to say Morrissey is aware of some of them.
I do think the disparity between meticulous Smiths quality control and what we see today is worthy of discussion, but as with most things now: not something we'll get answered.
Regards,
FWD.

(Thank you Tom, as I spring-boarded off your point).
Morrissey used to have a passion and great concern for every aspect of his professional life, including where his bread was buttered and who got a slice.

What makes you think that cranky, late-stage Melvis approaches things any differently. He’s the same control freak. He just doesn’t take responsibility for his words and actions now.

Sounds EXACTLY like the orange clown.

MELVIS 2020!!!
 
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Morrissey used to have a passion and great concern for every aspect of his professional life, including where his bread was buttered and who got a slice.

What makes you think that cranky, late-stage Melvis approaches things any differently. He’s the same control freak. He just doesn’t take responsibility for his words and actions now.

Sounds EXACTLY like the orange clown.

MELVIS 2020!!!
Hugh dont get all hysterical all the time FFS show a bit of decorum.o_O
its a fact of life that you are :banned:
forever and ever.:)
 
Please Sam let the Legends like James Dean & Elvis Presley unharmed with your photoshopping, can't imagine Morrissey aproves this.

first time that I realy find those 2 tattoed bad, or maybe I must see it as funny, but even that is dificult, use Trump, Sam!
 
I’ve already got a couple of degrees, notwithstanding a 30 year PhD in Melvis. Been following since before he dropped the Stephen, so mind your fucking manners, ya wee twat. The “Melvis” is no joke. It’s reality. He’s the washed up, casino version of a legend. ...with less than half of the late-stage talent of the artist he’s photoshopped his fucking face tattoo onto. Yeah, SER is the culprit it but Steve doesn’t allow ANYTHING to happen without his nod. Never has. Never will.

You can spin the facts and your daft fucking noggin around as much as you like - the traditional Mozapologist way - but I’m not here for jokes, Shitstain.

I’ll be here until Melvis - with his cut-rate band - their shitty music, t-shirts, record players, reissues and weak-minded minions - get that supporting an ignorant sack of shit don't fly. It’s absolute slop and

I’m here for the children who still have a future.

Pony up bitch. It’s clear that nobody ever taught you one of life’s richest lessons...

You wanna run with the wolves, first you gotta piss with the puppies. You keep trying, l’il fella. One day, you might become a thoughtful, rational, cognoscente human being.
the only degrees you have is on your oven dial.
 
I’ve already got a couple of degrees, notwithstanding a 30 year PhD in Melvis. Been following since before he dropped the Stephen, so mind your fucking manners, ya wee twat. The “Melvis” is no joke. It’s reality. He’s the washed up, casino version of a legend. ...with less than half of the late-stage talent of the artist he’s photoshopped his fucking face tattoo onto. Yeah, SER is the culprit it but Steve doesn’t allow ANYTHING to happen without his nod. Never has. Never will.

You can spin the facts and your daft fucking noggin around as much as you like - the traditional Mozapologist way - but I’m not here for jokes, Shitstain.

I’ll be here until Melvis - with his cut-rate band - their shitty music, t-shirts, record players, reissues and weak-minded minions - get that supporting an ignorant sack of shit don't fly. It’s absolute slop and

I’m here for the children who still have a future.

Pony up bitch. It’s clear that nobody ever taught you one of life’s richest lessons...

You wanna run with the wolves, first you gotta piss with the puppies. You keep trying, l’il fella. One day, you might become a thoughtful, rational, cognoscente human being.
Another day and another gurgle of misinformation from the Idiots’ Idiot, on Solo. I suspect you once frequented Morrissey concerts, but he (like us) noticed you were last in the queue when it comes to wit and intelligence. You’ve never forgiven him. You won’t forgive us. Morrissey didn’t want you, neither do we. Do your croaking at your pond, with the other toads that like you.
 
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I don't even bother reading comments made by anonymous posters, just scroll right by them. It's a shame because some might make some good points but if you can't be bothered to pick a user name I can't be bothered to listen to you.

Being anonymous ruins any chance of following what you say or comparing what you last said to what you are saying now, I don't know why people choose this option? It's not like giving yourself a user name is asking for your address or social security number! Why wouldn't you choose a name? Just a thought.
 
Another day and another gurgle of misinformation from the Idiots’ Idiot, on Solo. I suspect you once frequented Morrissey concerts, but he (like us) noticed you were last in the queue when it comes to wit and intelligence. You’ve never forgiven him. You won’t forgive us. Morrissey didn’t want you, neither do we. Do your croaking at your pond, with the other toads that like you.
Your words are wasted on this fool. He's not really bright enough to take this sage advice.
 
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I’ve already got a couple of degrees, notwithstanding a 30 year PhD in Melvis. Been following since before he dropped the Stephen, so mind your fucking manners, ya wee twat. The “Melvis” is no joke. It’s reality. He’s the washed up, casino version of a legend. ...with less than half of the late-stage talent of the artist he’s photoshopped his fucking face tattoo onto. Yeah, SER is the culprit it but Steve doesn’t allow ANYTHING to happen without his nod. Never has. Never will.

You can spin the facts and your daft fucking noggin around as much as you like - the traditional Mozapologist way - but I’m not here for jokes, Shitstain.

I’ll be here until Melvis - with his cut-rate band - their shitty music, t-shirts, record players, reissues and weak-minded minions - get that supporting an ignorant sack of shit don't fly. It’s absolute slop and

I’m here for the children who still have a future.

Pony up bitch. It’s clear that nobody ever taught you one of life’s richest lessons...

You wanna run with the wolves, first you gotta piss with the puppies. You keep trying, l’il fella. One day, you might become a thoughtful, rational, cognoscente human being.

Hugh the only degrees you have are the notices to evacuate the parking lot.:lbf:
with a PH in being banned.:banned:

Hugh run with the wolves? a pudgy knob head like you:lbf:?
 
The one good thing about TTY is that you knew when Morrissey was addressing fans and when it was just general information.
Yes, absolutely agree. And it was endearing in a way that Morrissey never cared about having an internet presence that he was in control of. Let's be honest, M-solo carried him through the lean years. In 1999, how did you find out that Morrissey was touring and where? It was here. Obscure news items kept interest alive, and he owes a lot to David T, but that's a different topic.

But with this stuff posted to Central, it's not endearing at all, it's embarrassing. It's painful to see. The fact that Morrissey himself is impressed enough with this badly Photoshopped garbage to the point where he showcases them during his live performances is just sad. It speaks volumes to just how out of touch he really is, with everything. When would this kind of thing be remotely impressive to a normal person? The mid 90's perhaps? When people starting tinkering with MS Paint?

Morrissey looks at this stuff and goes, "Wow, Sam... you are a genius!!!!!! That's me and Elvis in the same picture!!!!!! Oh my God, that mother fucker's been dead for 42 years!!!!! How'd you do that? Are you using black magic??? Damn son, I ain't payin' you enough!"

Sad.
 
morrissey wants to express that in his (!) eyes his fans - whether tattooed or listening to his music or looking at the covers of his albums or at posters, etc. and sending these pictures out into the world - are just as sexy and iconic as marylin monroe, james dean, elvis and co. it's his own way of returning a "thank you, my love" to his fans.
 
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I RUN WITH THE WOLVES!!!!!!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!:boar::swear:swear

IN ORDER TO TROLL YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE ME AND BE A RUNNING WOLF!:swear

ALL 168 CENTIMERS AND 115 KGS OF ME:swear

A HUGH TROLL WOLF AM I!!:swear

:crazy:
 
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Another day and another gurgle of misinformation from the Idiots’ Idiot, on Solo. I suspect you once frequented Morrissey concerts, but he (like us) noticed you were last in the queue when it comes to wit and intelligence. You’ve never forgiven him. You won’t forgive us. Morrissey didn’t want you, neither do we. Do your croaking at your pond, with the other toads that like you.
Must’ve hit a nerve with the basic facts - eh, Sunshine?

Perhaps if you, gourdboy and Vegan-shitstain001 put your heads together, you’d make a half-cognitive collective. I doubt it but give it a whirl! One can never tell until they try, right?

Until then? Keep yipping. Your constant Melvis ball-washing and gruel-thin retorts to basic fucking fact are text-book indications of a deep-seeded neediness. Your tacky badges from the Melvis school of gum-flapping aren’t recognized in my pond. Here’s another basic fact though... Frogs live in ponds. Toads can reside anywhere, provided there’s a water source within hopping range. They don’t live in ponds, son.

...and I’ll fucking croak wherever and whenever I see fit, Clown-shoes.

Back to Melvis... Last 5 albums have been garbage. Band is a cut-rate karaoke crew. Merch is sweat-shop crap. ...and the fans? You lot? One-eyed, 3-legged pugs at the Westminster.
 
I’ve already got a couple of degrees, notwithstanding a 30 year PhD in Melvis. Been following since before he dropped the Stephen, so mind your fucking manners, ya wee twat. The “Melvis” is no joke. It’s reality. He’s the washed up, casino version of a legend. ...with less than half of the late-stage talent of the artist he’s photoshopped his fucking face tattoo onto. Yeah, SER is the culprit it but Steve doesn’t allow ANYTHING to happen without his nod. Never has. Never will.

You can spin the facts and your daft fucking noggin around as much as you like - the traditional Mozapologist way - but I’m not here for jokes, Shitstain.

I’ll be here until Melvis - with his cut-rate band - their shitty music, t-shirts, record players, reissues and weak-minded minions - get that supporting an ignorant sack of shit don't fly. It’s absolute slop and

I’m here for the children who still have a future.

Pony up bitch. It’s clear that nobody ever taught you one of life’s richest lessons...

You wanna run with the wolves, first you gotta piss with the puppies. You keep trying, l’il fella. One day, you might become a thoughtful, rational, cognoscente human being.
But how are you at boxing and rugby?
 
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Hugh Running Wolf maybe drink too much firewater.o_O

i run with the wolves
and fly with the eagle

:crazy:

i got 2 funny papers and one super funny paper:lbf:
what a hapless cuck.

 
Must’ve hit a nerve with the basic facts - eh, Sunshine?

Perhaps if you, gourdboy and Vegan-shitstain001 put your heads together, you’d make a half-cognitive collective. I doubt it but give it a whirl! One can never tell until they try, right?

Until then? Keep yipping. Your constant Melvis ball-washing and gruel-thin retorts to basic fucking fact are text-book indications of a deep-seeded neediness. Your tacky badges from the Melvis school of gum-flapping aren’t recognized in my pond. Here’s another basic fact though... Frogs live in ponds. Toads can reside anywhere, provided there’s a water source within hopping range. They don’t live in ponds, son.

...and I’ll fucking croak wherever and whenever I see fit, Clown-shoes.

Back to Melvis... Last 5 albums have been garbage. Band is a cut-rate karaoke crew. Merch is sweat-shop crap. ...and the fans? You lot? One-eyed, 3-legged pugs at the Westminster.
“Toads can reside anywhere”.

Quite.
 

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