Morrissey Central: "MORRISSEY IN AMERICA" (9 September, 2019)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Famous when dead, Sep 9, 2019.

By Famous when dead on Sep 9, 2019 at 2:21 PM
  1. Famous when dead

    Famous when dead Vulgarian Moderator

    Dec 7, 2000
    Birmingham, U.K.
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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Famous when dead, Sep 9, 2019.

    1. Roger O
      Roger O
      Elvis has pretty titties. Sorry.
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    2. Anonymous
      I’ve already got a couple of degrees, notwithstanding a 30 year PhD in Melvis. Been following since before he dropped the Stephen, so mind your fucking manners, ya wee twat. The “Melvis” is no joke. It’s reality. He’s the washed up, casino version of a legend. ...with less than half of the late-stage talent of the artist he’s photoshopped his fucking face tattoo onto. Yeah, SER is the culprit it but Steve doesn’t allow ANYTHING to happen without his nod. Never has. Never will.

      You can spin the facts and your daft fucking noggin around as much as you like - the traditional Mozapologist way - but I’m not here for jokes, Shitstain.

      I’ll be here until Melvis - with his cut-rate band - their shitty music, t-shirts, record players, reissues and weak-minded minions - get that supporting an ignorant sack of shit don't fly. It’s absolute slop and

      I’m here for the children who still have a future.

      Pony up bitch. It’s clear that nobody ever taught you one of life’s richest lessons...

      You wanna run with the wolves, first you gotta piss with the puppies. You keep trying, l’il fella. One day, you might become a thoughtful, rational, cognoscente human being.
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    3. Anonymous
      Morrissey used to have a passion and great concern for every aspect of his professional life, including where his bread was buttered and who got a slice.

      What makes you think that cranky, late-stage Melvis approaches things any differently. He’s the same control freak. He just doesn’t take responsibility for his words and actions now.

      Sounds EXACTLY like the orange clown.

      MELVIS 2020!!!
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    4. vegan cro spirit 555
      vegan cro spirit 555
      Hugh dont get all hysterical all the time FFS show a bit of decorum.o_O
      its a fact of life that you are :banned:
      forever and ever.:)
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    5. celibate
      Please Sam let the Legends like James Dean & Elvis Presley unharmed with your photoshopping, can't imagine Morrissey aproves this.

      first time that I realy find those 2 tattoed bad, or maybe I must see it as funny, but even that is dificult, use Trump, Sam!
    6. rifke
      im a bunny.

      so you didn't go then, manateeface? I thought I told you to go?
    7. gordyboy9
      the only degrees you have is on your oven dial.
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    8. Hovis Lesley
      Hovis Lesley
      Another day and another gurgle of misinformation from the Idiots’ Idiot, on Solo. I suspect you once frequented Morrissey concerts, but he (like us) noticed you were last in the queue when it comes to wit and intelligence. You’ve never forgiven him. You won’t forgive us. Morrissey didn’t want you, neither do we. Do your croaking at your pond, with the other toads that like you.
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    9. AKA Foster88
      AKA Foster88
      I don't even bother reading comments made by anonymous posters, just scroll right by them. It's a shame because some might make some good points but if you can't be bothered to pick a user name I can't be bothered to listen to you.

      Being anonymous ruins any chance of following what you say or comparing what you last said to what you are saying now, I don't know why people choose this option? It's not like giving yourself a user name is asking for your address or social security number! Why wouldn't you choose a name? Just a thought.
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    10. marred
      Your words are wasted on this fool. He's not really bright enough to take this sage advice.
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    11. DavidK
      No one else finds these distasteful? He's using dead people to promote himself, albeit in the most amateurish way possible.

      Please make it stop.
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    12. vegan cro spirit 444
      vegan cro spirit 444

      Hugh the only degrees you have are the notices to evacuate the parking lot.:lbf:
      with a PH in being banned.:banned:

      Hugh run with the wolves? a pudgy knob head like you:lbf:?
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    13. Tom
      Yes, absolutely agree. And it was endearing in a way that Morrissey never cared about having an internet presence that he was in control of. Let's be honest, M-solo carried him through the lean years. In 1999, how did you find out that Morrissey was touring and where? It was here. Obscure news items kept interest alive, and he owes a lot to David T, but that's a different topic.

      But with this stuff posted to Central, it's not endearing at all, it's embarrassing. It's painful to see. The fact that Morrissey himself is impressed enough with this badly Photoshopped garbage to the point where he showcases them during his live performances is just sad. It speaks volumes to just how out of touch he really is, with everything. When would this kind of thing be remotely impressive to a normal person? The mid 90's perhaps? When people starting tinkering with MS Paint?

      Morrissey looks at this stuff and goes, "Wow, Sam... you are a genius!!!!!! That's me and Elvis in the same picture!!!!!! Oh my God, that mother fucker's been dead for 42 years!!!!! How'd you do that? Are you using black magic??? Damn son, I ain't payin' you enough!"

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    14. lanterns
      morrissey wants to express that in his (!) eyes his fans - whether tattooed or listening to his music or looking at the covers of his albums or at posters, etc. and sending these pictures out into the world - are just as sexy and iconic as marylin monroe, james dean, elvis and co. it's his own way of returning a "thank you, my love" to his fans.
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    15. vegan cro spirit 444
      vegan cro spirit 444
      I RUN WITH THE WOLVES!!!!!!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!:boar::swear:swear


      ALL 168 CENTIMERS AND 115 KGS OF ME:swear

      A HUGH TROLL WOLF AM I!!:swear

    16. Anonymous
      Must’ve hit a nerve with the basic facts - eh, Sunshine?

      Perhaps if you, gourdboy and Vegan-shitstain001 put your heads together, you’d make a half-cognitive collective. I doubt it but give it a whirl! One can never tell until they try, right?

      Until then? Keep yipping. Your constant Melvis ball-washing and gruel-thin retorts to basic fucking fact are text-book indications of a deep-seeded neediness. Your tacky badges from the Melvis school of gum-flapping aren’t recognized in my pond. Here’s another basic fact though... Frogs live in ponds. Toads can reside anywhere, provided there’s a water source within hopping range. They don’t live in ponds, son.

      ...and I’ll fucking croak wherever and whenever I see fit, Clown-shoes.

      Back to Melvis... Last 5 albums have been garbage. Band is a cut-rate karaoke crew. Merch is sweat-shop crap. ...and the fans? You lot? One-eyed, 3-legged pugs at the Westminster.
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    17. The Truth
      The Truth
      But how are you at boxing and rugby?
    18. Ugly Devil
      Ugly Devil
      Hold a mirror up, you lunatic.
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    19. vegan cro spirit 444
      vegan cro spirit 444
      Hugh Running Wolf maybe drink too much firewater.o_O

      i run with the wolves
      and fly with the eagle


      i got 2 funny papers and one super funny paper:lbf:
      what a hapless cuck.

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    20. Hovis Lesley
      Hovis Lesley
      “Toads can reside anywhere”.


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