Morrissey Central: montages (26 August, 2019)

"DIRK BOGARDE SPOTTED AT HEATHROW AIRPORT"

https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/dirk-bogarde-spotted-at-heathrow-airport

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"ROY ORBISON RELAXES AT HOME"

https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/roy-orbison-relaxes-at-home

Regards,
FWD.

 

[Anonymous]

Hilarious! Keep them coming, Sam!

You really are a dick, aren’t you.
Don’t forget to do your packing for the tour. Oh, you won’t be going, will you,

 

[Anonymous]

Have you seen any of the Smiths sleeves?

Maybe you could add some duck-faced selfies and barcodes?

 

[Anonymous]

Well done Gary Barlow
Your creative efforts have now made Uncle Steve's brand/image so NettoLidl.
Keep up the good work Gary

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[Famous when dead]

I guess now would be a good time to mention that neither of these images were made by SER.
Regards,
FWD.

 

[Anonymous]

These are utter shit. They'd be utter shit by anyone, but to use them as some sort of publicity - as Eldritch said - make it stop. An absolute embarrassment.

What Skinnybob said.

 

[Anonymous]

I guess now would be a good time to mention that neither of these images were made by SER.
Regards,
FWD.

They were too good for Sam.
I think the real issue is Sam either making these or promotomg them on his fan site.
It just seems naff. They were kinda of funny at first point but now, it's just too much.

 

[Jeffrey7777]

Love these! They're funny, entertaining and promotional.

 

[Anonymous]

It would have been funny if someone handed Roy Orbison a zucchini and told him it was a microphone.

But then he'd just look at it and say "this is a zucchini"

 

[Anonymous]

So so so so so so so so so so so boring....

 

[SuedeMoz]

At first, I was annoyed but I'm starting to find the (unintentional?) humor in these.

 

[Carlisle baz]

Appropriating deceased people to sell himself. Morrissey is the lowest of the low. Not even laughable. Just vile.

f*** off then

 

[Carlisle baz]

It would have been funny if someone handed Roy Orbison a zucchini and told him it was a microphone.

Naughty, but funny

 

[vegan cro spirit 444]

Naughty, but funny

"naughty"
WtF??? I believe we have a Barnaby puppet in our midst.

 

[nephew of sam]

I'm thoroughly enjoying the unintentional lo-fi quality in all of these pics. It sort of reminds me of Stalin-instructed montages ("Get Trotsky out of dis... Nov paste dis on some kamp selebriti...").

 

[Carlisle baz]

I really like the one with Roy, lots of fun. Keep them coming young Sam.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

 

[Carlisle baz]

"naughty"
WtF??? I believe we have a Barnaby puppet in our midst.

Is it your turn to be horrible to me now??

 

[vegan cro spirit 555]

Sam is an ARTISTE

ignore the Skinny art critic commie trolls.

Commie Skinny trolls want to kill art thus their attitude towards Moz and Sam.
they favor commie islamic propaganda

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

I guess now would be a good time to mention that neither of these images were made by SER.
Regards,
FWD.

Eat it TROLLS !!!!

 

[Morrissey's left nut]

The great thing about using dead people is that they can't respond and call you a toxic no-talent has-been douchebag.