Morrissey aside (if he does it for you), do you have any long-term celebrity fantasy crushes?

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  1. Belligerent Ghoul

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  3. Chickpea

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    Yes. Yes I do. Having crushes on celebrities (and non-celebrities, too) is kind of a part-time (albeit unpaid) gig for me. I never really progressed past the hormonal teenager phase in that regard—and I still have crushes on just about everyone I did when I was a kid, too.

    I made a list on the subway this morning. Looking over it now, two things are clear to me: 1. I don't really have a "type." and 2. There's probably something wrong with me, but whatever.

    James Spader
    Steve Martin
    Kermit the Frog
    Robert Downey Jr.
    Adam Ant
    Woody Allen
    Bill Murray
    Bill Clinton
    Prince
    Marlon Brando
    Elvis Presley
    Nick Cave
    Michael Jackson
    Larry David
    David Letterman
    Craig Ferguson
    Chevy Chase
    Jack Nicholson
    Eddie Murphy
    Moby
    James Stewart
    Charlie Chaplin
    Simon Gallup
    Steve Buscemi
    Gene Wilder
    Elliott Gould
    Gary Day
    Ira Glass
    Joe Frank
    Martin Gore
    Curt Smith
    Mick Jones
    Sean Lennon
    All three Beastie Boys
    Boy George

    This is definitely incomplete…
     
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  5. Mozza220559

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    Shappi Khorsandi does it for me.

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  7. Emil

    Emil A Burnt Child

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    Me too. And...

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    Brian Jones
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  10. Oh my god. it's Robby!

    Oh my god. it's Robby! spontaneously luminescent

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    she shall always remain the top of the top for me, forever, amen

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    this has been true since I first saw her on the TV as a child :blushing: however, as I grew older and went to a mainly Asian high school
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    she has captivated me for decades and those like her :horny:
    & while I'd like to leave it there, the fact is I dream far too much about:
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    these days :brows:
    so yeah, if you could make a woman in a lab :rolleyes: she would be some mix of these 3 with some of
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    her look, attitude and style thrown in


    *=part of this could be due to the "China effect"currently informing what I like, unlike ABAs** many women here while thin, usually achieve this by only one method, starvation, not exercise, so while your eye is often caught by their slim frames, once you date them you become aware of how weak and out of shape many of them are and since this is what I hate most about myself, I despise seeing it most in others, but this is not something I've noticed with any of the African goddesses I've had the pleasure of spending time with here or merely observed, they exude a physicality and "fitness" unmatched by most local "club girls", hence my dreams of Rihanna and women like here, I think, I'm just guessin here :confused:



    **=American Born Asian women, my appreciation for their many attributes only grows as I spend more time here, and I mean language compatibility aside, the fact is I've only dated one woman here that could compete with any of the Asian American from my past, sure, beauty is in abundance here, even smarts, but drive to be one that exudes power seems to be lacking without far too much prodding on my part these days, leading me to my current "battle cry" of:
    give me a "Dragon lady" or give me death!
    :p
     
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    She's gorgeous.
     
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    sigh.

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    Audrey Totter
    Gary Bettenhausen
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    Lisa Bonet . Cosby show through to High Fidelty.
     
  16. CrystalGeezer

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    Man Ray. He's slightly strabismic like Moz, it drives me wild. :horny:

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    He's not a man, he's a man ray ghost house. :sweet:
     
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  17. Belligerent Ghoul

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    Pia Degermark. Island of the gorgeous is more like it.
     
  18. Belligerent Ghoul

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    Emil,

    I have been bingeing on Scandinavian films for the past month. If you have any recommendations, please let me know. Thanks.
     
  19. Anonymous

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    ive never had crushes and am jealous of people who do, even as a teenager. id like to be swept away by feeling and such but it just never happened.
     
  20. Drew a swallow

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    ...ermmm - Gabby Logan?
    I'm struggling. I thought I had way more celebrity crushes than this.
     
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