'Morrissey As Comedic Genius'. A brief critique in one sentence.

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pat.mckanevirgin.net

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I have laughed at all Morrisseys songs. Not AT. Sorry WITH. I've laughed along with all of them. Even 'Vicar In A Tutu', his most touching lyric ever. Laughed me socks off!

Sorry, that's six sentences. Seven. No eight...Oh F...
 
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greasetea

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One sentence is right!

You are the biggest moron that any mother ever shat out of their enlarged vaginal canal, so eat $hit loser!

...see one sentence you jackmutt!
 
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homeless chihuahua

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I have laughed AT moz lyrics too, particularly when I devour a juicy steak .... and what about some of his videos? As crappy as early Depeche Mode videos.... Fatass Smith videos are even more laughable because you can't blame their crappiness on the lack of budget as you can do with moz's.

> I have laughed at all Morrisseys songs. Not AT. Sorry WITH. I've
> laughed along with all of them. Even 'Vicar In A Tutu', his most
> touching lyric ever. Laughed me socks off!

> Sorry, that's six sentences. Seven. No eight...Oh F...
 
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hnia

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> I have laughed at all Morrisseys songs. Not AT. Sorry WITH. I've
> laughed along with all of them. Even 'Vicar In A Tutu', his most
> touching lyric ever. Laughed me socks off!

> Sorry, that's six sentences. Seven. No eight...Oh F...

i always get a kick out of the Lyrics for Kill Uncle. Even "there is a place for me and my friends in hell." But especially King Leer.

Your boyfriend, he
went down on one knee
well, could it be
he's only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you
with Vodka
or, Tizer
I can't quite remember
but you didn't thank me
you didn't even thank me
because you never do

Your boyfriend, he
has the gift of the gab
or, could it be
the gift of the grab?
I tried to surprise you
I lay down beside you
and...nothing much happened
and you didn't phone me
you didn't even phone me
because it's not your style
to dial

Your boyfriend, he
displays to me
more than just
a hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
with a homeless chihuahua
you gushed for an hour *
you handed him back and said
"You'll never guess
I'm bored now"

* that should be coo'd for an hour, I think...?
 
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