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1. Do you quote Moz/Smith lyrics in banter thinking that is cool?
2. Do you style your hair like Morrissey?
3. Do you "act" all melancholy and somber to ooze Morrissey-ish?
4. Do you visit this board hoping Morrissey will read your pleas?
5. Do you act all pissy and high maintenance huffy when someone says, "Morrissey/The Smiths may be good but not as good as (fill in band)"?
6. Do you get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you on what is a better Moz/Smith song?
7. Do you pretend to be English or try to pretend to be one?
8. Do you NOT know the names of the other members in Morrissey's band?
9. DO you cry when you play Morrissey/The Smiths thinking he is singing to you and only you can understand it?
10. Do you emulate everything Morrissey does?
If you answer to any one of these with a resounding yes, then you my triplechinned doubledumbass are one grade F, angus prime rump on a stick loser!
Please go off yourself with a nice ice cold glass of bleach and while you up chuckie the choke on a juice chunk you will chow chow on the river styx while I jam more than a coin down your throat...Morrissey hates his fans and he is full of hate. Go Moz!
2. Do you style your hair like Morrissey?
3. Do you "act" all melancholy and somber to ooze Morrissey-ish?
4. Do you visit this board hoping Morrissey will read your pleas?
5. Do you act all pissy and high maintenance huffy when someone says, "Morrissey/The Smiths may be good but not as good as (fill in band)"?
6. Do you get bent out of shape when someone disagrees with you on what is a better Moz/Smith song?
7. Do you pretend to be English or try to pretend to be one?
8. Do you NOT know the names of the other members in Morrissey's band?
9. DO you cry when you play Morrissey/The Smiths thinking he is singing to you and only you can understand it?
10. Do you emulate everything Morrissey does?
If you answer to any one of these with a resounding yes, then you my triplechinned doubledumbass are one grade F, angus prime rump on a stick loser!
Please go off yourself with a nice ice cold glass of bleach and while you up chuckie the choke on a juice chunk you will chow chow on the river styx while I jam more than a coin down your throat...Morrissey hates his fans and he is full of hate. Go Moz!