God, you are SO boring. I can't even understand what kind of gratification a person could GET out of posting the things you do. It's not even trolling, it's just..I don't know. Reading your posts, in my head I'm picturing a retarded diabetic cat swiping at flies and occasionally coming close. Which is why I figured you'd be more than happy to provide us a list of your ex-lovers and why things didn't work out.
