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BGayVelcro in need of used condoms

Yes. I’ve got two yellow and one green. Both out of date. Make of that you will.Anyone still holding onto one of those "Let the Right One Slip In" condoms?
I guess "Pregnant for the Last Time" condoms might not sell so well.
Yes. I’ve got two yellow and one green. Both out of date. Make of that you will.
the song itself, managed to catch it live the last two times of the 3 it was done. A really upbeat song this, and one that deserved a little bit more.
Clown shoes. For the last time, I’ll walk you through this slowly.
WTF?
anytime there is something that doesnt exist
you happen to have
someone mentions a show, you right away
claim to be there while previously you
had no idea there were any shows
are you Selma? bernie butchers 'secretary'?![]()
Clown shoes. For the last time, I’ll walk you through this slowly.
At any show in the future, I’ll be more than happy to say hi to you in person but, the problem will still manifest onwards, as you won’t be there
You’ve not once offered any insight to this gig going business, just told us all, we don’t attend and stand outside with banners. Your existence is merely that, and existence. And a sad one. So, next time I’m in Mexico, Argentina, Salt Lake City or Stoke on Trent, I’ll post the set list along with a hand written placard with Vegan Crow watched immoral videos whilst residing in sheltered accommodation.
Hold onto your matesThinking about those condoms males me realise Moz has missed a lot of similarly themed merchandising opportunities. How about 'Such a Little Thing Makes Such a Big Difference' budgie smugglers, Wide to Receive' branded lubricant or 'Little Man, What Now?' willy warmers - the list is endless.