The song sounds a little unfinished in terms of both the recording and the lyrics (particularly the "hands on your belly" line!), but it has a lot of charm to it.
The star, for me, is Morrissey's vocal melody and at times it feels like it is doing nearly all of the work. That's not really a slight against Boz's tune, but the vocal melody is often pretty detached from it.
Had it been recorded properly and given a slight lyrical rewrite, I could even imagine this being a single.
In the poll on the other board it ranked 200 from 264 solo songs.