Misnomers

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  1. realitybites

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    Ever think something or someone was misnamed? I have. Take for instance my cat Katie. If I had known her a while before naming her, I would have named her Potato Chip because she loves potato chips. She will actually try to open a new bag with her claws. She can smell them through the packaging. She even loves Pringles Cheezummms cheddar jalepeno ones. They are almost too spicy for me. But not for Potato Chip. I mean, Katie.

    What do you think has been misnamed? Your pet? City? County? You?

    Share your misnomers here.
     
  2. CrystalGeezer

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    I dunno...that's kind of a big word. I don't really understand what it means.
     
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    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    Should be called Saddo Buster.
     
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    There's nothing smart about this car. Should be called Stupidcar.


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  6. troubleluvsme

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    Ha! That's a good one.
    My kids and I say that every time we see smartcar....which is much too often.
     
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    I'd like to think the only reason you didn't go with the username Ol' Derpy McCuntdouche is because it was too many letters...
     
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    Cool story, ho. Nice to know you have nothing better to do with your day...:lbf:
     
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    umm, isn't it better for like the environment n'stuff and easier to find parking for :thumb:
    I'm sure that sounds smart to somebody :guitar: though not enough to me :o
    I wouldn't be caught dead in one of them, it looks hideous :cool:
     
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    I don't see how...you're in desperate need of a colonic.
     
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    Ahh, you took what I said and then you said it...

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    Gosh, you guys hate each other
     
  16. Mozza220559

    Mozza220559 Surmontil 50

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    Fucking lol. :lbf:
     
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    They have a day when employees are welcome? Like when the caddies pile into the pool in Caddyshack.
     
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    Fucking wrinkley old loser.
     
  20. Anonymous

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    She doesn't have enough skin to be wrinkly.

    No disagreement with the other two descriptives.
     

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