Minnesota Twins manager pens column about Morrissey and cancellations (satire section)

Ron Gardenhire, manager of the Minnesota Twins penned a column about his love of Morrissey and his advice regarding tour cancellations (posted in the Satire, Irreverence, & Other Humor section).

GUEST COLUMN: Morrissey Needs to Quit Postponing Concerts, by Ron Gardenhire - Twinkie Town / SB Nation

The Twins manager speaks his mind about the British alt-rock legend's string of cancellations.

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Re: Article: Hot Topic to sell special colored vinyl variant (flourescent orange) of "World Peace...

this is awesome! he mentions george "no show" jones! who I adore and he continued performing until shortly before his death at age 81. I saw him in 2006ish I think

I know! It's so 'out of left field'. (Sorry, couldn't help myself.) But yeah, a confluence of Moz, Major League Baseball and George Jones -- awesome, indeed.
 

Detritus

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Re: Article: Hot Topic to sell special colored vinyl variant (flourescent orange) of "World Peace...

This is satire.
 

VivaGil

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Re: Article: Hot Topic to sell special colored vinyl variant (flourescent orange) of "World Peace...

It's unfortunate that it's fake because it would connect two of my favorite things, Moz and baseball.
 

AztecCamera

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Yes, last time I saw Morrissey shopping on Rodeo drive, he was wearing a Minnesota Twins jersey.

I don't want to be next to this guy with all the wristbands at the front at the LA Sports Arena. He would be putting a serious beat down on the bald headed Mexican gang members. This guy is a psycho.
 

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