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Madness of etc...
Guest
(Everyone have a safe and sane holiday this year.)
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for
his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her
Mum was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. Then when he went to harness the
reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the
toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys everywhere. So,
frustrated Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot
of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that someone
drank all of his liquor and there was nothing left.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke
into hundreds of pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found that the mice had eaten the straw from which it was
made. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a
wonderful day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for
his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the
pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her
Mum was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more. Then when he went to harness the
reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the
toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys everywhere. So,
frustrated Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot
of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that someone
drank all of his liquor and there was nothing left.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke
into hundreds of pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
broom and found that the mice had eaten the straw from which it was
made. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.
The angel said cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a
wonderful day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.
