I, of course, am joking.
I don't need to plaster my handsome face all over some forum for strangers to gawp at and comment upon to boost my confidence, thank you very much.
Are you asking to see my cock? You'd have to buy a bigger monitor, Shirley.
Mr Crabtree, we've had this conversation before i'm sure. I don't approve of the use of animals for entertainment value - avian or mammalian.
Warmest wishes, your old mate Giant. (larger than Big i'm sure you'll agree!)
A lovely offer but i'll have to decline. Birds hold no interest for me.Does that mean you want to see my cock or not then?
Are you not Big daddy - really have to emphasise my decline of the first offer then.I didn't understand a word of your reply. You seem to be referencing British wrestlers, but I'm not really sure why.
That kind of discussion is for a PM!Are you mentally ill?