Maybe we'd know where Alain is if you bozos who keep meeting Morrissey asked a real question

[Republican Party Reptile]

You guys never fail to disappoint me. You live in LA. You stalk him at the Cat & the Fiddle and everywhere else he goes.

But what do you ask?

NOTHING!

You scream "I love you" and faint.

You just want your little photos and autographs to brag over.

You don't get to brag to me unless you break some freaking news.

One of these days I'll visit the sinkhole that is Los Angeles and I will make him talk.

Until then, take a cue from that joker of Ambitious Outsiders fame. When he stalked Morrissey he went prepared with questions.

So prepare now. And beat the answers out of him if you must.

 

[suzanne]

who exactly are you referring to?

if you haven't noticed, he's surrounded by body guards and he runs in and out of buildings without even a stop to sign an autograph. when and where are all of these imaginary fans with access to him supposed to stop him and ask him anything?

 

[seriously flawed-not right in the head]

> You guys never fail to disappoint me. You live in LA. You stalk him at the
> Cat & the Fiddle and everywhere else he goes.

> But what do you ask?

> NOTHING!

> You scream "I love you" and faint.

> You just want your little photos and autographs to brag over.

> You don't get to brag to me unless you break some freaking news.

> One of these days I'll visit the sinkhole that is Los Angeles and I will
> make him talk.

> Until then, take a cue from that joker of Ambitious Outsiders fame. When
> he stalked Morrissey he went prepared with questions.

> So prepare now. And beat the answers out of him if you must.

Maybe Craig will ask him.

 

[rainymoz]

Alain is in France

That's all you need to know. Please stop your whingeing. He may appear in Earl's Court, but it's still uncertain. He was very unwell but, god willing, is better now.

 

[giant]

Re: Alain, also has an updated website!