Man Dies Urinating On Live Rail Track!

[Jukebox Jury]

British Transport Police today confirmed that a man - believed to be of Polish tourist - died after urinating onto a live rail track at Vauxhall station, London.

According to reports, he walked off the platform to find somewhere discreet to relieve himself and his urine splashed onto the live rail.

A spokesman for London Ambulance Service said the man died at the scene.

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[Not Right in the Head]

Sweet! I get to post my weenie roast pic again! (NSFW, or for men!)

Spoiler

Click the pic for an explanation:

 

[crimes]

Sweet! I get to post my weenie roast pic again! (NSFW, or for men!)

Spoiler

Click the pic for an explanation:

 

[Not Right in the Head]

I <3 teh Internets.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Sweet! I get to post my weenie roast pic again! (NSFW, or for men!)

QUOTE]

Now THAT is what you called ''Barbequeued''

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[SvartaSjael]

This reminds me of MythBusters.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Kielbasa?

A half smoke, as they call them here in Washington, DC:

 

[Thistown]

A half smoke, they call them here in Washington, DC:

Wow, I don't know what to think of the ????? either yum or omg help me!!

 

[Not Right in the Head]

GOOD GRIEF!!!! I can't begin to say what that looks like, just in case anyone is eating here.

And that's not even the grossest pic I found.

Every major city here seems to have its own name for these. In Chicago, they're called red hots.

 

[nugz]

GOOD GRIEF!!!! I can't begin to say what that looks like, just in case anyone is eating here.

it looks like poop.

that's what you wanna say?

POOP. there i said it.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

it looks like poop.

that's what you wanna say?

POOP. there i said it.

More specifically, santorum. With maggots.

 

[WinkWink]

But the Myth Busters proved it's impossible to electrocute yourself with your piss. It would require a very powerful stream that a human can not do with their piss.

Though A Polish man pissing on the tracks...maybe the vodka in his piss helped.

 

[crimes]

Strangely, reading this hasn't put me off my dinner.

 

[SvartaSjael]

But the Myth Busters proved it's impossible to electrocute yourself with your piss. It would require a very powerful stream that a human can not do with their piss.

Though A Polish man pissing on the tracks...maybe the vodka in his piss helped.

Exactly, that's what I was thinking off too. Strange.

 

[Worm]

Just proves yet again that most men don't know how to aim properly.

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Just proves yet again that most men don't know how to aim properly.

That reminds me--have you ever taken a piss in a bathroom where the sun is shining in? It's shockingly disturbing to see just how much splashes back out.

 

[Worm]

That reminds me--have you ever taken a piss in a bathroom where the sun is shining in? It's shockingly disturbing to see just how much splashes back out.

Oh, damn. I thought the Swedes had invented a super cool water spritzer to refresh your shins while you peed.

 

[I am a Ghost]

VAUXHALL AND URINE

"Now My Bladder Is Full" - 4:57
"Spring-Pee Jim" - 3:47
"Billy Bladd" - 2:08
"Hold on to Your Knob" - 4:02
"The More I Ignore Wee, the Fuller I Get" - 3:44
"Why Don't You Splash Out for Yourself" - 3:20
"I Am Hated for Pissing" - 3:41
"Lifeguard Sleeping, Girl Weeing" - 3:42
"Used to Be a sWEEt Boy" - 2:49
"The Lazy Sunbladders" - 3:08
"Speedwee" - 4:30


I'll get me coat....

 

[Jukebox Jury]

That reminds me--have you ever taken a piss in a bathroom where the sun is shining in? It's shockingly disturbing to see just how much splashes back out.

...and that's the women pissing

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[Buzzetta]

I am not inclined to believe this story.