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Pardon my cynicism, but this looks dire.
Sam has obviously got a new freeware photo editor.
Possibly the least flattering 'art' featuring Moz yet.
Did Sam miss the fax regarding Moz not having any 'legitimate' facebook pages?
There's nowhere to go but down...
Regards,
FWD

That is absolutely laughable. I'm a complete amateur, and I can do far better than this.

By the way, like the way it says "UNSMITH" behind.
 
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Famous when dead

Vulgarian
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Posted on Sam Esty Rayner Photography / Facebook:

Listening to Morrissey Official with Gustavo A. Manzur Jr., Boz Boorer and Matt Walker.




Pardon my cynicism, but this looks dire.
Sam has obviously got a new freeware photo editor.
Possibly the least flattering 'art' featuring Moz yet.
Did Sam miss the fax regarding Moz not having any 'legitimate' facebook pages?
There's nowhere to go but down...
Regards,
FWD



UPDATE 5:10 PM PT:

Original image from: http://tyhardin.net/PostersForSale.htm

 

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Anonymous

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That looks like one of those photos that is supposed to prove Obama's bodyguard is a lizard.
 
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Anonymous

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Is this for real? Morrissey looks like he died in a car-crash and was facially reconstructed (badly). This is hilarious. If Moz starts selling TShirts of this I will officially shit myself laughing.
 
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Is this for real? Morrissey looks like he died in a car-crash and was facially reconstructed (badly). This is hilarious. If Moz starts selling TShirts of this I will officially shit myself laughing.

why wait??
 

mozmal

Beastly Little Parasite
Jesus! This is truly dreadful.
 
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Anonymous

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If there is another Morrissey solo studio album (which is looking increasingly unlikely), I hope 'SER' gets to do the cover. Just for the LOLs.
 
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Anonymous

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Oh Sammy ! What a waste of spunk you are !

Benny-the-British-Butcher
 
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they look ready to break into Y M C A.
sammy made moz totally bald, round headed, and with his cowboy hat sideways,
you never know, tho, maybe moz worked it himself and emailed the finished product to sam to post under the influence of a couple of shots of vodka.
 

AztecCamera

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I reckon me thinks that the "UNSMITH" sign is the entire point of the pic, but how can it be realistic without Boz's gut? He hasn't been that slim since Your Arsenal.

Dear Uncle Steve and Aunt Nancy,

Thanks for the Iphone7, Hollister hoody, and the surfing lessons you got me for Christmas. I'm sure Becca will notice me on the beach for sure now. I hope you guys enjoy your marinara sauce of the month subscription.

Your Nephew,

Sammy

P.S. "Kill Uncle" ha ha ha
 

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