Let's Try To Write Some Morrissey Songs

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

Obviously no-one can ever write lyrics like the Moz, but let us have an attempt to write some vaguely Morrissey-like lyrics.
Let's pretend this is Moz's new album, it is called "In Ennui We Trust."
(You can dispute this if you think it is a crap name for the next Moz album, and come up with a better one if you can.)
This is Track 1:
It's called "Trouble (Part 2)."

Trouble
It knows my name and home address
It wants to shake my hand
Tell me I’m its man
Whether it will I can only guess

Trouble
Can’t get past my security goons
Still it looms
In a hundred different hotel rooms
And 26 different casinos
And two or three thousand stifling elevators too
But I’m still here, and so are you
Bad news
For you
Good news
For me.

Trouble has a fax machine
A sense of humour that is dry and mean
Trouble cuts a deal that is strange
And I fall in straight away
I wouldn’t have it any other way
Than difficult and fey
I tell you everything’s okay
But on some mountain top stranded
I complain again
Because trouble
Left me with a problematic view
And TROUBLE
Didn’t tie my shoes
Yeah, TROUBLE
Never tied my shoes
Wa-ooooo.

Track 2, anyone?

 

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

OOOhhhhhhoooooo, i am so lonely
OOOOOhhhhhhhooooo, I am miserable
make me some toast.....


sorry............. i just got really bored doing this!

you gotta try a bit harder and stick with it when it comes to writing a new Moz album. Where would we all be if Moz just gave up that easily, just cos he could only think about toast. Write a song about how he went to the bank and the queue was too long or something like that.

 

[9 x Fined]

haha. top effort on that first one! Sounds very Mozzerish.

 

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

Cornelius Blaze was right, in retrospect. This was a shit idea, and possibly the worst thread ever. Nobody can write Moz songs but Moz. I dont know what i was thinking. oh well, at least I am also responsible for the "If Morrissey Was An Animal, Which Animal Would He Be"? Thread. That was a much better one. That thread was my Dancing With Wolves, and this thread is my Waterworld.

 

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

Oasis already did that.



ok, Noel was buing a pint of milk, but anyhows...

Oasis are so great, and that's a great song. Maybe Mozza should spend more time in supermarket queues, its very inspiring.

 

[Sharron Needles]

Yeah.... Where's the 9 1/2 Weeks thread?

 

[vicarinatutugal]

Cornelius Blaze was right, in retrospect. This was a shit idea, and possibly the worst thread ever. Nobody can write Moz songs but Moz. I dont know what i was thinking. oh well, at least I am also responsible for the "If Morrissey Was An Animal, Which Animal Would He Be"? Thread. That was a much better one. That thread was my Dancing With Wolves, and this thread is my Waterworld.

you are making me laugh in a good way.

 

[MadameChaos]

Cornelius Blaze was right, in retrospect. This was a shit idea, and possibly the worst thread ever. Nobody can write Moz songs but Moz. I dont know what i was thinking. oh well, at least I am also responsible for the "If Morrissey Was An Animal, Which Animal Would He Be"? Thread. That was a much better one. That thread was my Dancing With Wolves, and this thread is my Waterworld.

I liked Waterworld, it's more like your "The Postman"

 

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Cornelius Blaze was right, in retrospect. This was a shit idea, and possibly the worst thread ever. Nobody can write Moz songs but Moz. I dont know what i was thinking. oh well, at least I am also responsible for the "If Morrissey Was An Animal, Which Animal Would He Be"? Thread. That was a much better one. That thread was my Dancing With Wolves, and this thread is my Waterworld.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You did a good job. Except, I really don't think Morrissey is mean. But you've got the spirit.

 

[mell]

Cornelius Blaze was right, in retrospect. This was a shit idea, and possibly the worst thread ever. Nobody can write Moz songs but Moz. I dont know what i was thinking. oh well, at least I am also responsible for the "If Morrissey Was An Animal, Which Animal Would He Be"? Thread. That was a much better one. That thread was my Dancing With Wolves, and this thread is my Waterworld.

LOL so funny!
(But I thought Waterworld was okay-ish )

 

[the judge]

This was a shit idea, and possibly the worst thread ever.

Not at all! It's a good thread and I'd like people to write some other lyrics (I can't speak English properly to write Moz lyrics)
I'm sure Moz will pick up a line and will include it in his next album, wasn't All You Need Is Me about the frink thread after all?

 

[Jukebox Jury]

This one is called 'Fax'

Shyness is nice and shyness can stop you
from doing all the things in life you'd like to
so if there's something you'd like to try
fax me I wont say no, how could I?

Fax me, fax me, fax me
because if it's not love then it's the bomb that will bring us together.

Jukebox 'Fax Machine' Jury

 

[CrystalGeezer]

you gotta try a bit harder and stick with it when it comes to writing a new Moz album. Where would we all be if Moz just gave up that easily, just cos he could only think about toast.

GMAFB.

 

[sol]

Obviously no-one can ever write lyrics like the Moz, but let us have an attempt to write some vaguely Morrissey-like lyrics.
Let's pretend this is Moz's new album, it is called "In Ennui We Trust."
(You can dispute this if you think it is a crap name for the next Moz album, and come up with a better one if you can.)
This is Track 1:
It's called "Trouble (Part 2)."

Trouble
It knows my name and home address
It wants to shake my hand
Tell me I’m its man
Whether it will I can only guess

Trouble
Can’t get past my security goons
Still it looms
In a hundred different hotel rooms
And 26 different casinos
And two or three thousand stifling elevators too
But I’m still here, and so are you
Bad news
For you
Good news
For me.

Trouble has a fax machine
A sense of humour that is dry and mean
Trouble cuts a deal that is strange
And I fall in straight away
I wouldn’t have it any other way
Than difficult and fey
I tell you everything’s okay
But on some mountain top stranded
I complain again
Because trouble
Left me with a problematic view
And TROUBLE
Didn’t tie my shoes
Yeah, TROUBLE
Never tied my shoes
Wa-ooooo.

Track 2, anyone?

It will never sell your soul.
Nevertheless it given a free heart.

I feel All this pain and empty .
Nobody said that it is easy .
Now I know , meaning of loving you .
God knows . I wish, this still more.

Someone said destroy to construct, OK,
Nobody doubt now.
you are building in my, you stick fast .
Dear edifying

 

[MadameChaos]

PS I do like your lyrics though





































PPS Er.... I forgot




















































PPPS ..........no it's still gone.

 

[Smith Division]

All this time, you kiss me now,
you give me your loose lips
wide hips and a lifted brow,
But you know I still begged
for this moment
and now it is hear, no longer in my head,
I don't ask for love from you,
just a look and touch,
I will close my eyes if you want me to,
there is a longing as we have grown,
defined by a sigh, not a moan
if it is sympathy it has not shown,
So I will lay with you past my prime,
seeing your arms
your body wrestling with mine,
This is a race before we are done,
too bad we have waited
all this time to be one,
I won't tell and won't relive,
the past is something,
and it will not forgive,
This time is mine and only for me,
you never cared
this is the man you taught me to be,
so thank you for descending to this,
once more
at last long I feel your kiss,
All this time within my mind,
for inside my head
your body, your kiss devine,
but alas you are just like me,
simple and scared
this moment, so sorry

(too much wine in a Seattle airport)

 

[Smith Division]

I saw you-You said no

You say meat is not then and is not now,
for the first time in my life
I wish I was a cow,
I would not then worry,
I would not then hear
the propaganda from your lips to my ear,
You live a life followed by few,
do you really believe
and follow these mantras through,
No, I think that flesh is yours,
like the slaughterhouse
you enjoy the butcher dujours,
But your strut your life's choice as right,
but later when you are alone
do you indulge at night?
A man if defined when he is alone,
when no eyes gazing
Do you not stup until you hit bone?
It is easy when you are in "his" crowd,
the devoted throng
talking PETA and your convictions strong,
You say animals are your cause,
but not the tiger
the meat eater with claws,
You say to all you prefer the leaf eater type
but you well know
You are the tiger liking it rare and ripe,
but still you say you are proud minority,
looking down on those
that do not agree,
But you are a liar, poser, a fool,
and those are just some
of the traits true to you.
It has hit your lips before,
and will again
you meat eating whore,
you are not my friend.

 

[9 x Fined]

ding ding ding

winner!

enjoy your prize