Ladies, I need advice on how to be a lady

rifke

bodhisattva
No, your bedsit isn’t...just you.
look bud, you're the one with the big sweaty schlong between your legs, not me. yeah, that's real dainty, bud.
 

!Viva Hate!

Well-Known Member
look bud, you're the one with the big sweaty schlong between your legs, not me. yeah, that's real dainty, bud.

And yet, somehow, I’m still more of a woman and more desirable than you are, have been or will ever be. Go figure.

I’m glad we can both agree my schlong is big though. It is! :tongueout:
 

The Truth

about Ruth
Ewe.
Madonna’s last great album was True Blue. She’s had a handful of great songs since then but is very inconsistent.
Wouldn't know. I didn't listen to her until Like A Prayer but I hate the song "True Blue" and I think "La Isla Bonita" is on that one too? The Gilligan's Island version is okay. "Last night I dreamt of The Minnow"

She's not about albums definitely. And everything she does after Hollywood and Hung Up is terrible. But I like her late 80's - 90's singles.
 

!Viva Hate!

Well-Known Member
Wouldn't know. I didn't listen to her until Like A Prayer but I hate the song "True Blue" and I think "La Isla Bonita" is on that one too? The Gilligan's Island version is okay. "Last night I dreamt of The Minnow"

She's not about albums definitely. And everything she does after Hollywood and Hung Up is terrible. But I like her late 80's - 90's singles.

My favorite Madonna song is...
 
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