Ladies, I need advice on how to be a lady

[Deleted member 1074]

sorry, what?

These clothes. You do not wear them, Rifke.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

oh I see. since you explained it like that now it makes perfect sense.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

oh I see. since you explained it like that now it makes perfect sense.

 

[Anonymous]

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This one is made in Italy too... And that's not really a reason to wear it... Even if it is slightly less absurd than any of those two scarves.

I only see the lilac stockings and swallow hard.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I only see the lilac stockings and swallow hard.

I’ve got something for you to swallow hard...

 

[Anonymous]

I’ve got something for you to swallow hard...

Combine you wearing stockings and your dick and I might say yes.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Combine you wearing stockings and your dick and I might say yes.

 

[Anonymous]

A guy is allowed to dream, isn't he?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

A guy is allowed to dream, isn't he?

Correct, I do not have dominion over that.

 

[Anonymous]

Correct, I do not have dominion over that.

When in the shower it's just you and me in my mind and anything can happen.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

When in the shower it's just you and me in my mind and anything can happen.

Awe. Don’t drop the soap!

 

[Anonymous]

Awe. Don’t drop the soap!

That part could be tricky cause who is supposed to drop it?

I see us standing there with boners all confused. Maybe we could toss a coin?

Heads gets a whole new meaning........

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

It's #SelfCareSundays for #ThePolitcalRevolution.

This means a 60 minute alternating session in a cedar sauna / cold plunge pool.
A pedicure
And juicing.

Next two weeks are going to be exhausting for me.

 

[Anonymous]

It's #SelfCareSundays for #ThePolitcalRevolution.

This means a 60 minute alternating session in a cedar sauna / cold plunge pool.
A pedicure
And juicing.

Next two weeks are going to by exhausting for me.

You forgot Clapton decided to shave his beard off.

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

You forgot Clapton decided to shave his beard off.

I do not attend to Claptons personal effects. Thats his wifes job. I oversee communications and profit margins.

As for myself, I tend toward keeping my own moustache neat and trim. Retaining the good bacteria in that region is always a good idea.

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

Maybe UncleSkinny could apply for a job with us.

We're hiring. And god knows the guy needs a job.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

That part could be tricky cause who is supposed to drop it?

I see us standing there with boners all confused. Maybe we could toss a coin?

Heads gets a whole new meaning........

Sorry buddy, you don’t get to have power over me. Assume the position.

 

[Anonymous]

Sorry buddy, you don’t get to have power over me. Assume the position.

You got tails so bend over bitch, I bet you like it rough.

 

[Anonymous]

Maybe UncleSkinny could apply for a job with us.

We're hiring. And god knows the guy needs a job.

Where would we get our soap and detergents from if he closed down his "science lab"?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

You got tails so bend over bitch, I bet you like it rough.

Uh oh. Who have you been talking to?