KUIPER'S 2000th post

I once saw Robert Smith get raped by a kangaroo...
 
I was going to say "Lovesong"...or maybe "Strange Attraction"...
 
Let's Go To Bed (obvious!)
Friday I'm In Love (it happened on a Friday)
Charlotte Sometimes (the Kangaroo's name)
Burn (the feeling he felt after the rape)
Close To Me (They spooned afterwards)
 
High (the sensation of euphoria)
The Walk (originally entitled The Limp as he limped away after the rape)
A Letter to Elise (the kangaroo's full name was Charlotte Elise and here he was trying to get in contact with him again)
Hot Hot Hot !!! (the idea turned him on)
Never Enough (no explanation needed)
The Lovecats (originally entitled The Lovemarsupials)
 
Oh, and I can't forget Mint Pouch and A Short Term Effect (that's what he thought his love for Charlotte Elise was going to be).
 
I hear Morrissey has a thing for squirells...

You get Moz, Charlotte Elise, Robert Smith, and Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers and you'll have one hot beastiality love buffet!
 
!Viva Hate! said:
I hear Morrissey has a thing for squirells...

You get Moz, Charlotte Elise, Robert Smith, and Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers and you'll have one hot beastiality love buffet!
Click to expand...

I'll sneak you out some leftovers of the love buffet in my love pouch.

There's more!
Six Different Ways (the six different positions Charlotte Elise violated him in)
Push (self-explanatory)
Open (self-explanatory)
End (self-explanatory)
13th (the thirteenth time Charlotte Elise violated him, and "it felt good, do it to me, do it to me, do it to me")
A Few Hours After This (when Robert still loved Charlotte Elise and still felt his rape-pains)
The Exploding Boy (there was some internal damage)
Jumping Someone Else's Train (the train being Robert)
 
I'd think the latter would be Charlotte bringing over some friends to run a train on Bobert...
 
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