KROQ cant get a"hold" of morrissey??????

[Mr.Improper PIMP to rand mcnally]

Sure,and I won 50 million last year. Are you trying to tell me the biggest fookin station in the world,(and one who at one time, used to be so far up mozzers ass they could tell us all what he had for breakfast) cannot find a way to contact morrissey??? hell,I should drive to his house myself and ask him. Sure KROQ,you got a hold of his "people"...listen donkeydicks...you f***s dont even play his music anymore,except at lunchtime. Why would he want to do anything with you?? you've tossed him aside for shitty bands like all american rejects,linkin park,adeema,all pure rubbish. No wonder why the man doesnt and probably wont do it. I'd love to see him there,that would make the show that much better,but I'm facing reality:it aint gonna happen. It could,but i doubt it. Tell you dipshits at KROQ something,you contact me [email protected],pay me 500 bucks,Ill drive to morrisseys house myself,bang on his door and beg him to perfornm there. AllI need is a delicious bowl of yoshinoya,and he'll jump at the chance. Go ahead and continue to lie to these people and make yourselves out to be "sympathetic","oh we tried to get morrissey,but we couldnt reach him...Blah blah blah"....Which poses the question: Why wasnt he the FIRST,SECOND,THIRD,AND FOURTH person asked to do the show????? I mean..... if he was as well liked by the station as you claim,then why wait till someone backs out to ask him???? he should've been tops on your list..... Interesting question i think. Now,I know someone who supports the garbage they play on KROQ(what the f*** is interpol and hot hot heat doing there?>?? they are not 80's bands)will try to talk smack,but I ask you to think about my question??"why was morrissey thought of at the last minute??" Im curious to see what type of responses i get. Nice try KROQ,no wonder why you have so many people brainwashed.Do you pay people to listen to your station?????

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP to rand mcnally]

Re: KROQ cant get a"hold" of morrissey,part 2??????

Seriously,interpol and hot hot heat???? did you think the tickets wouldnt sell out if you didnt have these two shitty bands on the bill??? You guessed wrong. The cure,duran duran,the psychedelic furs,dramarama and you thought the show wouldnt sell out with those guys alone??? you really are dumb dumbs at that station huh???? Alot of brainiacs working there. I mean,seriously,save the breath and stop trying to blow smoke up our asses about morrissey. On the list of people who you decided to get in the first place,that list shouldve went something like this:

HMMMMMM...............

Who can we get to perform at inland invasion??

1) morrissey

2) morrissey

3)morrissey

4) Morrissey

then everyone else. No one else matters but the POPE OF MOPE!!!!!

Here's a thought KROQ: if you played him more than once a f***in month on your cheesy little "flashback lunch" show,and gave him the time of day,and not toss him aside to play the garbage you play now...you think maybe,just maybe,he'd play the show?????? I think so. You did it to yourselves. Morrissey is actually too good to play your little show(which Im sure you're making millions off).

Thank god someone bought me a ticket. f***in idiots"oh we tried to "contact his people". Really???? you know something??? I once beat up the macho man too(I didnt really,but it sounds as good as the shit you're spewing to us huh??)I did. I tried to 'contact his people" for an interview afterwards...but not even they knew where he was.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> Sure,and I won 50 million last year. Are you trying to tell me the biggest
> fookin station in the world,(and one who at one time, used to be so far up
> mozzers ass they could tell us all what he had for breakfast) cannot find
> a way to contact morrissey??? hell,I should drive to his house myself and
> ask him. Sure KROQ,you got a hold of his "people"...listen
> donkeydicks...you f***s dont even play his music anymore,except at
> lunchtime. Why would he want to do anything with you?? you've tossed him
> aside for shitty bands like all american rejects,linkin park,adeema,all
> pure rubbish. No wonder why the man doesnt and probably wont do it. I'd
> love to see him there,that would make the show that much better,but I'm
> facing reality:it aint gonna happen. It could,but i doubt it. Tell you
> dipshits at KROQ something,you contact me [email protected] ,pay
> me 500 bucks,Ill drive to morrisseys house myself,bang on his door and beg
> him to perfornm there. AllI need is a delicious bowl of yoshinoya,and
> he'll jump at the chance. Go ahead and continue to lie to these people and
> make yourselves out to be "sympathetic","oh we tried to get
> morrissey,but we couldnt reach him...Blah blah blah"....Which poses
> the question: Why wasnt he the FIRST,SECOND,THIRD,AND FOURTH person asked
> to do the show????? I mean..... if he was as well liked by the station as
> you claim,then why wait till someone backs out to ask him???? he should've
> been tops on your list..... Interesting question i think. Now,I know
> someone who supports the garbage they play on KROQ(what the f*** is
> interpol and hot hot heat doing there?>?? they are not 80's bands)will
> try to talk smack,but I ask you to think about my question??"why was
> morrissey thought of at the last minute??" Im curious to see what
> type of responses i get. Nice try KROQ,no wonder why you have so many
> people brainwashed.Do you pay people to listen to your station?????
KROQ needs to get you on the payroll. They should hire the Pimp, throw you lots of money and perks, and with your powers of persuasion get Morrissey played 24/7. Does Yoshinoya have gift certificates because no matter how I send it will get cold by the time it gets to you.

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP to rand mcnally]

They couldnt handle me as the PD or station manager there,why?? thbeyd actually have to play real music,not the shit they're playing now(who said it was even music???) do these people pay you to play this garbage???? i could crack my knuckles with more harmony tham these bands have...Ive heard cats bang with more harmony. Keioth richards is rolling over in his grave...the friggin guy isnt even dead yet...you're killing friggin rock and rapin roll. Yoshinoya is delicious and yes,they do sell gift certificates... make it out to THE PIMP OF THE NATION..... and ill get it.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> They couldnt handle me as the PD or station manager there,why?? thbeyd
> actually have to play real music,not the shit they're playing now(who said
> it was even music???) do these people pay you to play this garbage???? i
> could crack my knuckles with more harmony tham these bands have...Ive
> heard cats bang with more harmony. Keioth richards is rolling over in his
> grave...the friggin guy isnt even dead yet...you're killing friggin rock
> and rapin roll. Yoshinoya is delicious and yes,they do sell gift
> certificates... make it out to THE PIMP OF THE NATION..... and ill get it.
LOL, OK, I'm going to mail it out right away.
On second thought, wasn't Carson DAly on KROQ so IMO The Pimp shouldn't be in anyway associated. With all the huge profits from your Yoshinoya Jersey you can buy a radio station and only play cool music and Morrissey will get the recognition he deserves.

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP to rand mcnally]

I knew i liked you for a reason......... Kroqw should change their call letters to ksht...all we do is play shit!!!!!

 

[Handsome Devil]

KROQ, Rest in Peace

Here, here. I am a native Angelino and all around American, and I tell you KROQ, you SUCK!! I remember growing up on KROQ. Richard Blade, Kevin & Bean, Jed the Fish, Love Line (before in went national), and even that biatch Tammy Heide. Something went very wrong with KROQ in the mid-90's. Playing all these post grung, wall of sound type, guitar bands, from America, and neglecting nearly everything going on in the UK & Ireland. You are scum KROQ. All you care about is ratings, nothing more. It wasn't like that before. But even you have bought into evertyhing commercial, everything corporate. We don't look to KROQ for the music we listen to. The LA alternative scene on radio is DEAD!!!

p.s. Kevin & Bean - DIE!!! You guys are soooooooooooooo ugly in person that it is criminal. Video killed the radio star, so why can't someone kill you?

> Sure,and I won 50 million last year. Are you trying to tell me the biggest
> fookin station in the world,(and one who at one time, used to be so far up
> mozzers ass they could tell us all what he had for breakfast) cannot find
> a way to contact morrissey??? hell,I should drive to his house myself and
> ask him. Sure KROQ,you got a hold of his "people"...listen
> donkeydicks...you f***s dont even play his music anymore,except at
> lunchtime. Why would he want to do anything with you?? you've tossed him
> aside for shitty bands like all american rejects,linkin park,adeema,all
> pure rubbish. No wonder why the man doesnt and probably wont do it. I'd
> love to see him there,that would make the show that much better,but I'm
> facing reality:it aint gonna happen. It could,but i doubt it. Tell you
> dipshits at KROQ something,you contact me [email protected] ,pay
> me 500 bucks,Ill drive to morrisseys house myself,bang on his door and beg
> him to perfornm there. AllI need is a delicious bowl of yoshinoya,and
> he'll jump at the chance. Go ahead and continue to lie to these people and
> make yourselves out to be "sympathetic","oh we tried to get
> morrissey,but we couldnt reach him...Blah blah blah"....Which poses
> the question: Why wasnt he the FIRST,SECOND,THIRD,AND FOURTH person asked
> to do the show????? I mean..... if he was as well liked by the station as
> you claim,then why wait till someone backs out to ask him???? he should've
> been tops on your list..... Interesting question i think. Now,I know
> someone who supports the garbage they play on KROQ(what the f*** is
> interpol and hot hot heat doing there?>?? they are not 80's bands)will
> try to talk smack,but I ask you to think about my question??"why was
> morrissey thought of at the last minute??" Im curious to see what
> type of responses i get. Nice try KROQ,no wonder why you have so many
> people brainwashed.Do you pay people to listen to your station?????

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> I knew i liked you for a reason......... Kroqw should change their call
> letters to ksht...all we do is play shit!!!!!
Is Howard on KROQ? Please tell me he's not.
When you get Morrissey can I stay at the Pimp Palace again?

 

[Mr.Improper PIMP ,Often imitated,NEVER duplicated]

Of course you can...just remember to bring yoshinoya and your favorite thong....You can stay with me in the master bedroom.

 

[under the iron bridge we kissed]

Re: KROQ, Rest in Peace

Also, I got old.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

> Of course you can...just remember to bring yoshinoya and your favorite
> thong....You can stay with me in the master bedroom.
Well which one is your favorite and that's the one I will bring.