Knitted Morrissey Calendar

[The Cat's Mother]

you're one helluva scary dog Barking!

If only some of Barking's ideas weren't so tempting.

 

[Kewpie]

My calendar ideas:

January - KM makes a snowman
February - KM writes a Valentine card
March - KM admires daffodils
April - KM admires cherry blossoms
May - KM blows candles
June - KM goes for drive
July - KM sunbathing
August - KM yatchting
September - KM admires full moon
October - KM enjoys campfire
November - KM knitting a scarf or jumper
December - KM in Santa kit

 

[Barking]

My calendar ideas:

January - KM makes a snowman
February - KM writes a Valentine card
March - KM admires daffodils
April - KM admires cherry blossoms
May - KM blows candles
June - KM goes for drive
July - KM sunbathing
August - KM yatchting
September - KM admires full moon
October - KM enjoys campfire
November - KM knitting a scarf or jumper
December - KM in Santa kit

Kewpie, ever the romantic.

Whose "full moon" would he be "admiring", then?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Kewpie, ever the romantic.

Whose "full moon" would he be "admiring", then?

Kewpie, we're just too Late for the daffs and a bit early for the blossoms, but I'll definitely be out looking for a flower setting this weekend. Garden gnome Moz, anyone?

*whispers to Barking* I'm not sure the Kewp is ready for "Two Mozzes, One Towel."

 

[nightingale+therose]

My calendar ideas:

January - KM makes a snowman
February - KM writes a Valentine card
March - KM admires daffodils
April - KM admires cherry blossoms
May - KM blows candles
June - KM goes for drive
July - KM sunbathing
August - KM yatchting
September - KM admires full moon
October - KM enjoys campfire
November - KM knitting a scarf or jumper
December - KM in Santa kit

Kewpie, ever the romantic.

Whose "full moon" would he be "admiring", then?

you can see the fun in everything Barking.
Kewpie - you're a born romantic!

 

[Kewpie]

Kewpie, ever the romantic.

Whose "full moon" would he be "admiring", then?

You dirty old dog, Japanese people find all kind of pleasures in natural environment.
We still have a custom admiring full moon in autumn.

In Japan, people say the craters of Moon shadow makes shape of two rabbits hit a base of rice cake.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

You dirty old dog, Japanese people find all kind of pleasures in natural environment.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

here is very interesting information.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

yeah, need to delete those. please do not quote spam links, report it to the site administrator and the mods, thanks.

Oh, ffs! Someone ban this twat, will ya?

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Photography done. Including teapot frink. Will update with prices asap.

 

[nightingale+therose]

Photography done. Including teapot frink. Will update with prices asap.

Yay!!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I keep wanting to click on this thread and find a knitted calendar. I imagine that would be extremely difficult to do.

 

[Barking]

Garden gnome Moz, anyone?

*whispers to Barking* I'm not sure the Kewp is ready for "Two Mozzes, One Towel."

how 'bout a garden gnome planting bulbs in K!M? (runs)

You dirty old dog, Japanese people find all kind of pleasures in natural environment.

I feel insulted. FYI Ms Kewpie I have a shower everyday. And, as I'm sure you won't even believe I have access to a bathroom, I took a picture of my cousin Alfred using the facilities.

All kinds of pleasures in a natural environment, eh? Hmmmmm.

I can't see any rabbits in any moon. It's a well known fact that the moon looks like a plump sad face.

Why do people in Japan employ rabbits to grind rice? Isn't that bad for the country's economy, and employment?

I don't know what you guys put in your rice cakes but I doubt it's legal!

 

[The Cat's Mother]

how 'bout a garden gnome planting bulbs in K!M? (runs)

You might well run, you mucky minded mutt.

*looks askance whilst ramming some extra stuffing into Father Steven*

 

[Barking]

*looks askance whilst ramming some extra stuffing into Father Steven*

I'd like to know what it feels like to ram stuffing into Fatter Steven too, but I guess I never will.

(I hear Father Jake Woollalotoflov once lost his needle in there, went looking for it and resurfaced in Croatia: well it was so big and dark, he got lost. Thank God he never stopped praying- only to take souvenir pics. )

 

[The Cat's Mother]

My 80 year old dad has just been helping to select the calendar shots. There was a lot of tutting and peering at me over his spectacles.

Mum's ordered a copy.

 

[Lorimoz]

Thank you all for the big interest shown here and on the FB group.

Kate and I are finalising the shots to use and will be placing our order with the printers soon.

Just reminding you that we will order ONLY 50 copies so, as soon as
we announce the final price, please place your order to avoid disappointment.

Ciao x

 

[GingerSnap]

Thank you all for the big interest shown here and on the FB group.

Kate and I are finalising the shots to use and will be placing our order with the printers soon.

Just reminding you that we will order ONLY 50 copies so, as soon as
we announce the final price, please place your order to avoid disappointment.

Ciao x

Where do we place our order? I don't want to miss out!!! And what is this about a FB group? Is there a KnittedMoz FB group? Have I been living under a rock?

 

[Lorimoz]

We will post again with more details about orders, P+P, payment method as soon as we are ready.

Please, keep checking this thread. x

 

[echobay]

Oooh great! I can't wait to place my order. Great work Kate and Lorimoz.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Apologies to Lori for my repeated "Ooh! Wait! I've just taken some more pictures! Look at this!" emails. The pics are all chosen now; a good mix of cute, funny and daringly frinky.

Here's one that didn't make the final cut but is still quite sweet.