Well hello newcomer, before we start, 4K the bots don't worry about upsetting them.
Yes I do listen to the Smiths and silly Steven, I listen to all kinds of music and no I'm not a Kristeen fan.
I don't normally respond to things like this but you have been so polite so here we are

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Without giving too much away I was born and braised with the Smiths in Manchester and when that all ended I continued to support Steven in his early very successful solo career. Unfortunately though Silly Steven killed his career when he became a tribute nostalgia act to himself with a pub-rock backing band and so here we are surrounded by bots who think Stevey is the next best thing since sliced bread.
It was his choice to waste my time pretending to be a pop legend like David Bowie, Elvis or Rick Astley and now it's payback time for being a total Crankfraud stealing a living.
He's a total failure
He 4kd his band up
He 4kd his record labels up
He 4kd his audience up
He 4kd anyone who tried manage him and his career up
He 4king dried up
And yet after all this he still believes the world owes him a living !
My attic is rammed with very early formative collectable Smiths shit including letters and postcards from him, so if he wants to destroy his career, my time and investment, let's do it !
Let's raise a glass to nobody's nothing, everything he did was stolen from others.
Ladies and Gents ! A toast ! To boring old gay Steven ! ( I want my money back ) The Crank is dead boys !
Silly Steven ! Made in China
Crankfraud ! Call the police, shoot him down, oh shoot him down, oh shoot him down !
Benny-the-British-Butcher

Goodnight I'm up early tmrw ( bike ride

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