[continued from above]
You again. Haven’t I ‘Indexed’ you yet? Actually, I’m still waiting to find out how you would eradicate people of CG’s “ilk” from the face of the Earth. That you would then expect people to take you seriously regarding your 18 pages of ‘anti-semitism’ accusations is hilarious. Do you genuinely believe you have any credibility?
Nobody was ‘waxing lyrical’ about the two fisted hombres you mentioned, they aren’t missed. You wouldn’t be missed either, neither would Robby, Mozza220559, or any of the other Klovns who’ve been entering the Moz-solo circus ring for years to throw custard pies and shoot each other in the face with water pistols to the amusement of the anonymous spectators in the stands. Then occasionally having a public meltdown and wishing genocide upon “ilks”, etc.
Nobody said a Klovn’s life was easy. “No-one ever sees me when I cry”. You really won’t be ‘seen’ again once I place you on the You Know What. Verboten….
This comment you made was a brazen lie: “
I think it is acceptable to poke fun of a person's hairstyle and clothing CHOICES.” Weren’t you “poking fun” at Keene’s bald head not so long ago? That’s not exactly his chosen hairstyle; if he could have a luscious head of hair like Mozambiguous then he would certainly leap at the opportunity.
Unless you suggest he goes and gets himself a Rooney £30,000 hair transplant (but how is he supposed to do that on a mortician’s salary?), then it’s really beyond his control. Yet again you contradict yourself, and make up apparent ‘morals’ you have which don’t really exist. The bald head suits the profession anyway, it’s reminiscent of Nosferatu, or maybe ‘Death’ from The Seventh Seal. But let’s not split hairs.
I could write some words, say to the tune of ‘Kiss Me a Lot’ where I ‘poke fun’ at your gaunt physique and possible malnutrition, and speculate that you have an eating disorder; and that would be okay because your weight is something you CHOOSE, correct? You’ve done it to others on many occasions… you couldn’t possibly have any objections...
"Fruit Pastilles (
Bastille), Malteasers (
mausoleum); Snack Bar (
stockyard), Chomp Bar (
churchyard), your Jammie Dodgers (
your mammy’s backyard)! You can scoff and swill, but we know you’ll be ill, and that you….will….purge it all up, purge it all up; an unnecessary disgrace; purge it all up, purge it all up; all over the pla-a-a-ace!"
but I would never write something like that about you or anybody, because I’m not an awful person... luckily for you.
As for your “Mozambiguous is BB” comment, since you’ve already claimed that I’m Benny-the-Butcher, MIDNITE, Urban, and ‘The Rat’ (five different people for someone with less than 50 posts, and you say I’m all over the map! LOLOL! ), I think we can disregard this latest comment too.
BrummieBoy and I have already categorically stated that we don’t believe we’re the same person – so as far as I know I wasn’t at Barbarella’s or Bogarts in 1976 to see the Sex Pistols… and neither was Morrissey.
If BrummieBoy is reading this, and isn’t busy overseas; deconstructing identities with “BillundBoy” and/or/aka Hvamlet, Prince of Denmark, then I’d like to put forward a theory for his approbation. Would this Jesus-needing budding H!tler still believe BB and Mozambiguous are a case of ‘reader meet alter’ if she knew the size of... the age gap between the two? Let’s find out: hold on to your hats everybody! Of course, I can’t explicitly state what the truth is but I can allude to it, or at least a version of it…
‘BrummieBoy’ once created a playlist on YouTube which included a video of an iconic Shakespearean soliloquy from a classic film adaptation of a timeless play performed by a well-known and highly regarded thespian… whose name won’t be mentioned. Only BrummieBoy can know who it is for sure. ‘Mozambiguous’ can exclusively reveal he was born the day after that particular actor shuffled off this mortal coil, which may have been the source of a song written in 2011 by Mozambiguous where he claimed to be “the reincarnation of [censored], it’s a burden I have to live with every day, every day.” Or not. Could a hint to the play’s title have been dropped somewhere in this post already or was that just a red herring? *thinking*
Anyway, “back to life, back to reality” *smirks*. LOL!
Will Mozambiguous’ name be ‘writ in water’ (hint?) or in glittering Broadway lights? We’ll find out sometime after 2021. The dates may be hazy, but then again DatezR4Gravez.
For the record, I also don’t think I had a hand in co-writing ‘Murrisk’ in 1985, nor in helping to stockpile the evidence against Lord VileDieMort to ensure his incarceration.
Additionally, I can definitively state that I had NOTHING! to do with the creation of the television programme that was aired the month after BrummieBoy’s 43rd birthday, when there was ‘Panorama on the streets of Birmingham, and I wondered to myself: “could Small Heath ever be sane again?”’ I can’t make it any clearer!
However, I do have every intention of someday helping to immortalize the BrummieBoy project, to secure its place in the annals of early 21st century internet history/culture. Mozambiguous requests that the manuscripts of BB’s posthumous works be sent to him before anybody else, before they’re released to the unsuspecting public… after being kept hidden for so many years “for reasons that posterity will decode”.
If I/we are trusted to pen the official biography of “BrummieBoy” and to edit the manucripts, then it’s promised that it won’t turn into a Max Brod bowdlerizing fiasco. Nor will it become a Charles Kinbote/Pale Fire type debacle where Mozambiguous takes up most of the space in the biography writing about himself and his own interpretations of the work. I/we will stay true to the content, as it’s written. You know it makes sense; make it so!
Of course… it could also become a Tony Clifton/Andy G Kaufman inspired stylee where Mozambiguous is still ‘portraying’ BrummieBoy thirty years after the latter’s apparent demise. As BB is likely by then to be one of the biggest names in the history of internet 2.0/3.0, it’s a lucrative prospect. Would Mozambiguous dare to sell-out “the Samuel Pepys of the internet generation”, and ‘be BB for money’, diluting his name and reputation? I’m sure BrummieBoy’s name will remain writ in gold and his legacy will outlast Corporate Whore Mozambiguous’ attempts to deface it. As long as the megalomania doesn’t take hold and I must have the glory for myself… it could be one of the great modern swindles. I see it within my grasp… come, let me clutch thee. It can all be MINE! MINE! MINE!
But… I don’t think I’m likely to do that. Yes, I’m positive that I wouldn’t. I’d be interested in maintaining the purity and artistic integrity of the vision. Usurping the legacy just to bolster my own “gesamtkunstwerk” would be dishonest; and would deny many people the opportunity to hear the full and *fascinating* story. So keep me in mind for the manuscripts… they’re in good hands…
Although *my* gold name occasionally turns my hands green… hopefully it doesn’t smudge the parchment..
(To BrummieBoy); I remain as ever, Sir, your obedient servant, R.M. Renfield.
(To the rest of ye); Tak, fordi du spiller…. LOL!!!
Bidding you all farewell, whilst eagerly awaiting the next instalment of ‘Cilla’ (ITV, 22/09/14 @ 9:00pm) starring the fabulous Sheridan Smith as Cilla Black.
To any anonymous caped crusaders: don’t expect a response! And to the one sentence menaces: write me a thesis or don’t bother! I’m not going to ‘perform’ for any of you, only Morrissey performs! “…but not very often…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zpNIomYAkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAi08eAMG6E