Jesse, lose the bad 'tache ffs!!

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Border Patrol

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Is it compulsory for Mexicans to have some kind of beard or moustache?
It's not as if they can even grow a decent tache or beard with their sparse, wispy facial hair, so they usually end up looking like 17 year olds who haven't learned how to shave yet.
Take Moz's guitarist Jesse for instance.
What the f*** is that stupid looking tache all about??
and more to the point, how come Moz hasn't ordered him to shave the embarrassing eye-sore off yet??
 
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Vince Everett

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> Is it compulsory for Mexicans to have some kind of beard or moustache?
> It's not as if they can even grow a decent tache or beard with their
> sparse, wispy facial hair, so they usually end up looking like 17 year
> olds who haven't learned how to shave yet.
> Take Moz's guitarist Jesse for instance.
> What the f*** is that stupid looking tache all about??
> and more to the point, how come Moz hasn't ordered him to shave the
> embarrassing eye-sore off yet??

I've reason to believe that he's recently shaved that silly tache off, or got Moz's cat to lick it off.
Unfortunately, he's now taken to wearing a Sombrero/Poncho combination and calling everbody Gringo......
Morrissey was last seen placing a "Guitarist Wanted" add on the notice-board in that pub he goes in, The Toad and Sprocket or something. Anyway it's somewhere in LA.
 
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handsome_devil

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lol

I just pictured moz placing the ad... I really should get a life
 
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