Istanbul postponed

Re: Istanbul Postponed

Some more tweets...

From the blogger who conducted the Vegan Logic interviews:




From Time Out Istanbul:


Google translation: "Istanbul concert is planned to take place tomorrow Morrissey was postponed due to logistical delays. Standing by for the new date."
 
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Ok then, I'll ignore the fact that him and Jake were partners and ignore that he travels the world with a stylish male "personal assistant" oh and all of the homoerotic imagery he's dabbled with over the last 4 decades, oh and all the lyrics and everything.

Deal?

He obviously prefers men, but is probably attracted to either sex.
 
I see lots of weird things, then I have to pair them to gossip which isn't airtight but it's all I can do. All I know is the people at Chipotle last night were tense like Mission Control dealing with landing a space shuttle that had two minutes of oxygen left for a four minute trip.

I'm not following this. Is the gossip to do with Jesse/Solomon? if so, what does your visit to a Mexican fast-food store last night have to do with it? What do you eat there, anyway? Isn't it all meaty? Put your cards on the table: is it Jesse or Solomon who's left?

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He's just into bromances!

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Just cos I love you Shaun.

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I'm not following this. Is the gossip to do with Jesse/Solomon? if so, what does your visit to a Mexican fast-food store last night have to do with it? What do you eat there, anyway? Isn't it all meaty? Put your cards on the table: is it Jesse or Solomon who's left?

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Solomon already left, I saw that blowup happen in metaphor and my cards say that was about pay.

Is it Jesse or Matt? I dunno. Maybe neither. But something is off. I get Sofritas, it's a soy meat. It's like a salad bar where you stand on one side and they stand on the other and the first guy does the meat and tortilla part, the second does the toppings and the third takes your money. The second person was filling a faxed order and ordering the first guy to "make this. Make that.." but he already started taking my order. So the first guy was listening to me while the second person was barking orders at him not giving a shit I was there. So when he continued to take my order she got more aggressive. Then she wouldn't touch my order because I was interfering with her doing the fax order, she was way out of line. The FIRST guy did the second guy's (girl) job. Then when it got to the cashier they were busy gossiping and I said 'Hello?" The asked do you want chips? and I said no, so they put chips on my plate. I said "I said I didn't want chips." ahd she said oh I thought you did want them. THen I said I ordered a tortilla on the side. The second girl then grabbed the tortilla and threw it across the room at the tray. I paid. I got my fountain drink, (the wrong size I ordered) and sat and ate my food and watched them all talk about scheduling problems and how it;s her fault and it;s his fault and blah. Then I got up to get a splash of refill and the Coke was out. THey were still engrossed in heated debate over scheduling and orders so I stood there and screamed (everyone turned their head too it was hilare) "HEY. HEEEEEYYYYYY. YOU'RE OUT OF COKE." The last girl at the register who seemed to be the most NOT in charge smiled and said thank you and instantly they went back to arguing about schedules.
 
Moz was seen in London today. What the hell is going on?
 
Solomon already left, I saw that blowup happen in metaphor and my cards say that was about pay.

Is it Jesse or Matt? I dunno. Maybe neither. But something is off. I get Sofritas, it's a soy meat. It's like a salad bar where you stand on one side and they stand on the other and the first guy does the meat and tortilla part, the second does the toppings and the third takes your money. The second person was filling a faxed order and ordering the first guy to "make this. Make that.." but he already started taking my order. So the first guy was listening to me while the second person was barking orders at him not giving a shit I was there. So when he continued to take my order she got more aggressive. Then she wouldn't touch my order because I was interfering with her doing the fax order, she was way out of line. The FIRST guy did the second guy's (girl) job. Then when it got to the cashier they were busy gossiping and I said 'Hello?" The asked do you want chips? and I said no, so they put chips on my plate. I said "I said I didn't want chips." ahd she said oh I thought you did want them. THen I said I ordered a tortilla on the side. The second girl then grabbed the tortilla and threw it across the room at the tray. I paid. I got my fountain drink, (the wrong size I ordered) and sat and ate my food and watched them all talk about scheduling problems and how it;s her fault and it;s his fault and blah. Then I got up to get a splash of refill and the Coke was out. THey were still engrossed in heated debate over scheduling and orders so I stood there and screamed (everyone turned their head too it was hilare) "HEY. HEEEEEYYYYYY. YOU'RE OUT OF COKE." The last girl at the register who seemed to be the most NOT in charge smiled and said thank you and instantly they went back to arguing about schedules.

ok, that's made everything perfectly clear. There was a big argument about the backstage food and drink and someone threw a tub of hummous at Morrissey's hair which is why it looked so weird on the elevator at Heathrow. Morrissey is in Mayfair, in a taxi. I wonder if he's going to get some late-night munchies.

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Why the hell is he in London? Something is going on?

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Привет ребята, мы тоже прилетели сегодня в Стамбул из Питера и в аэропорту узнали о переносе концерта. Вы решили, будете делать с билетами? Есть ли шанс уехать домой не сдавая их и дожидаться другой даты?
 
Yeah... if you had magic mushrooms for breakfast.

The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
 
Why the hell is he in London? Something is going on?

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Привет ребята, мы тоже прилетели сегодня в Стамбул из Питера и в аэропорту узнали о переносе концерта. Вы решили, будете делать с билетами? Есть ли шанс уехать домой не сдавая их и дожидаться другой даты?

And who exactly has confirmed that he is in London?

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The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

Exactly. Everyone thinks I'm all out my element, but I'm the fifth element. :cool:
 
The Dude: I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

The Big Lebowski: What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

Ah. ;)
 
ok, that's made everything perfectly clear. There was a big argument about the backstage food and drink and someone threw a tub of hummous at Morrissey's hair which is why it looked so weird on the elevator at Heathrow. Morrissey is in Mayfair, in a taxi. I wonder if he's going to get some late-night munchies.

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It's never that literal. The objects are rarely what is the topic, even the metaphor is in metaphor. But emotions and energy are often real, that's what I witness. Emotion exchange. But the objects involved in that exchange are irrelevant. The weekend Steve Barnett pulled the album I was in a heated exchange with a man over a large business transaction. Lots of screaming and blaming and tears. Sometimes I just see other people talk, sometimes I'm doing the talking.
 
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Do people really do that, though? "I spent £700 on a round trip to Warsaw to see Morrissey, but he stormed off stage after six songs. Luckily we got to go to the Neon Signs of the Soviet Era Museum instead." Come on.

I don't know, I've never traveled to see Morrissey. If I were to do so, though, I'd follow my own advice and make it one part of a trip I actually want to make.
 

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