Is Your Significant Other Obsessed...

My ex asked me if I wanted to put on a Hawaiian shirt and a parrothead hat so that I could accompany her to a Jimmy Buffet concert. I did the sensible thing: I told her to pack up her stuff, and get the f*** out. The nerve of some people, I swear.

I applaud your ability to refrain from slapping her.

She did ask me if I would make her my girlfriend if she bought tickets for Moz in Paris and paid for travel and all that. I told her no. I told her she needs to have $10M before I do that but secretly, it was my hatred for country music.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

O.W.

This is why I never go out in public ;)
 
The only thing that my boyfriend is really "obsessed" with is physics! :lbf:

I love the physics nerds. :thumb:

Speaking of which, I just discovered this guy a few days ago - I have a new obsession:

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This is one HOT particle physicist. :love:
 
To be fair to her, Moz does give her plenty of material to work with. :lbf:

LUVM and I totally are besotted with Mogs (and Brian Molko) - it's the best thing having someone to share that with, I've never dated a Morrissey fan before. I think the first time we saw him together was one of the happiest nights of my life.

Can Brian top the Yarmouth dream? There's only one way to find out... :lbf:
 
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