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TeddyMorrissey
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Dear Fellow sufferers
Well that is the question isn't it. Are eny of us looking forward to Xmas.
People pretending to be nice to one another (smiling painfully). Giving gifts, while having the passing thought that the money could have been better spent. The carnivorous slobberings over the turkey, around a family that would rather die than talk to eachother. The thinking back over the year's events that shaped your life; realising that it was really a very uneventful year. A colleague at work who was beaten to death with the ugly stick, prancing around with the Mistletoe when the boss isn't looking. She has small ratfaced-like eyes, hallitosis, and no social skills whatsoever, owing to the fact that she was forced as a child onwards to look after her terminally ill Mother. And she wears crotchless knickers everyday to work in the vain hope that enything in trousers will drag her in the Stationery cupboard for a "Quick one". And if they did it would be a change fron the Vibrator, and the first time for her, enyway. She must be the only one that would go to a Singles' bar, and end up going round the place, collecting empty glasses for somthing to do.
But of course Christmas ultimately mean lonliness for the majority of us Morrissey fans'. The 'where for and whys' of why we havent met our Mr or Miss Right. As the song goes "And as I climb into an empty bed. Oh well, enough said". The act of climbing into an empty bed is at most times a sadening and maudalin thought for all of us. But of course at Crembo it gives it a finer edge to the feeling; more of an inevertibility to it all. *Apologies to USA people who don't understand the next bit......
Does enyone really want to sit there on Christmas day and watch the "Christmas Careline" number going constantly across the bottom of the screen during every programme and film. Whether it be during Coronation Street, while Roy is trying to get Hayley back because of his callous unknowledging comments. Or the Bond movie.
Now I, I don't have the greatest success with women. Really I suppose because Iim unemployed (State assistance to you in America). Women like to spend money, especially if it's someone else's.
Does enyone have any thoughts on this...........?
By the way, spare a passing thought for me on Tuesday January 2nd. It's my 34th Birthday. Christ knows what Iim going to do. PunchdrunkGB, do you know enywhere in Solihull or Birmingham open on this day!!!!!!
Regards, one and all
TeddyMorrissey.
Well that is the question isn't it. Are eny of us looking forward to Xmas.
People pretending to be nice to one another (smiling painfully). Giving gifts, while having the passing thought that the money could have been better spent. The carnivorous slobberings over the turkey, around a family that would rather die than talk to eachother. The thinking back over the year's events that shaped your life; realising that it was really a very uneventful year. A colleague at work who was beaten to death with the ugly stick, prancing around with the Mistletoe when the boss isn't looking. She has small ratfaced-like eyes, hallitosis, and no social skills whatsoever, owing to the fact that she was forced as a child onwards to look after her terminally ill Mother. And she wears crotchless knickers everyday to work in the vain hope that enything in trousers will drag her in the Stationery cupboard for a "Quick one". And if they did it would be a change fron the Vibrator, and the first time for her, enyway. She must be the only one that would go to a Singles' bar, and end up going round the place, collecting empty glasses for somthing to do.
But of course Christmas ultimately mean lonliness for the majority of us Morrissey fans'. The 'where for and whys' of why we havent met our Mr or Miss Right. As the song goes "And as I climb into an empty bed. Oh well, enough said". The act of climbing into an empty bed is at most times a sadening and maudalin thought for all of us. But of course at Crembo it gives it a finer edge to the feeling; more of an inevertibility to it all. *Apologies to USA people who don't understand the next bit......
Does enyone really want to sit there on Christmas day and watch the "Christmas Careline" number going constantly across the bottom of the screen during every programme and film. Whether it be during Coronation Street, while Roy is trying to get Hayley back because of his callous unknowledging comments. Or the Bond movie.
Now I, I don't have the greatest success with women. Really I suppose because Iim unemployed (State assistance to you in America). Women like to spend money, especially if it's someone else's.
Does enyone have any thoughts on this...........?
By the way, spare a passing thought for me on Tuesday January 2nd. It's my 34th Birthday. Christ knows what Iim going to do. PunchdrunkGB, do you know enywhere in Solihull or Birmingham open on this day!!!!!!
Regards, one and all
TeddyMorrissey.
