Is anyone horny?

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  1. ordinaryboy86

    ordinaryboy86 Well-Known Member

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    See title. Air your sexual frustrations
     
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    Not now, but incredibly so, when I wake up early morning, following a heavy drink session. Thank god for internet porn. I remember when Chris Martin said that he found all the inspiration he required for his lyrics on 'X & Y' from watching porn. You can learn a lot about people from watching them in the act.
     
  3. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! the face that runs the place

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    I am not sexually frustrated but I do chew ice.
     
  4. The Truth

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    Someone should make porn based on Coldplay's lyrics to see how it translates back.
    It makes me hear "it was all yellow" a different way.
    So then I took my turn
    Oh what a thing to have done
    And it was all yellow
     
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    From what I recall, his daughter was the inspiration for this one. It may have been that her favourite colour was yellow.
     
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  6. ordinaryboy86

    ordinaryboy86 Well-Known Member

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    I’m so horny. I have so many carol vorderman bikini pics on my phone
     
  7. Anonymous

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    It would be interesting to see a porn musical. Challenging to. I’m always horny though isn’t almost everyone. I’m rarely frustrated. This is starting to remind me of that bigmouth episode where jay becomes an incel and gets invited to a meeting but then they also reveal themselves to be racist patriarchal nazis but that probably won’t happen here I’m sure. Oh wait
     
  8. ordinaryboy86

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    I wanna see Viva and rifke licking eachothers ball sacks
     
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    I used to be, but I've literally beaten it out of myself. I'll be browsing the Internet and then think, 'Well, while I'm here'. Even when I don't feel like it. In a way, all this accessible porn has lowered my libido. It's like forcing a smoker to have 60 ciggies in a row, to make them sick, and give up. I'm no longer driven as much as I was, which makes life easier. For some people, I can imagine having a glut of porn would make them even more rampant.
     
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    They say men think about sex every 7 seconds. I feel sorry for fish only having a 7 second memory.
     
  11. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! the face that runs the place

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    Maybe we can both lick your ballsack and everyone can be pleased?
     
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    Whats wrong with all of you. If you are aroused go masturbate and get off.
     
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  13. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! the face that runs the place

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    I will get off on your face.
     
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    This is STEVES face. You will have to ask him for permission.
     
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    !Viva Hate! the face that runs the place

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    I don’t ask. I take what I want.
     
  16. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    i don't have a ballsack. i think you'll find that nice, genteel girls don't.
     
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  17. Anonymous

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    Depends on the porn I guess but that also depends on the person who will probably seek what will validate what they feel already
     
  18. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! the face that runs the place

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    We’re not talking about nice, genteel girls though. We’re talking about you and me and we are neither.
     
  19. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    wrong.
     
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    !Viva Hate! the face that runs the place

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    Nawe.
     
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