IM RANDY FROM THE WOODS. I AM A CERTIFIED REDNECK OF THE OZARKS!!!

Were you stalked by a mysterious man who pulled out a quarter and gave it to you? Still hung up on playing guitar for morrissey huh? I'll sleep with your mom if she has money this time? I don't like to bang a mom unless she pays me for it. Your mom owes me like $500.00 bucks right now. She says your dad will pay me.
 
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