He's lying in bed waiting for pussy pics.
In American football, the "Wide Receiver" is one of two men who generally catch the ball passed by the quarterback.
In American football the ball is shaped like a mandorla which is essentially a vagina.
Gothic Christian Architecture and ornamentation is no stranger to the particularly feminine nature of the mandorla, often placing it's hot and heavy saints and iconic figure smack in the middle. God lives where it's warm and safe and pink and wet. Donations always accepted.
Amen.