I'm bored...

[Twinkle]

Re: Carry on up the message board

> oooooooh matron.

> how very bawdy!

Its OK I'm empty now..

 

[realitybites]

IMPOSTERS!

> oooooooh matron.

> how very bawdy!

Norm is Dead is not Norm de Guerre.
And .CaKeS is not CaKeS -- notice the dot before the name.

 

[norm is dead]

> f*** knows...

Look at the evidence,

Bit of a lech: check
Swears alot: check
Mealy mouth: check
Over-punctuates: check...

Bob's yer uncle, Goo-Goo!

 

[Twinkle]

Re: IMPOSTERS!

> Norm is Dead is not Norm de Guerre.
> And .CaKeS is not CaKeS -- notice the dot before the name.

Yes you are right well spotted

 

[norm is dead]

Reality blows...

 

[Twinkle]

> Look at the evidence,

> Bit of a lech: check
> Swears alot: check
> Mealy mouth: check
> Over-punctuates: check...

> Bob's yer uncle, Goo-Goo!

f*** off is it..

 

[norm is dead]

> f*** off is it..

C'mon, Trace - you gotta believe me...ask me something Norm-related!

 

[.CaKeS]

Re: IMPOSTERS!

oh god, yes it is, fair point though......i can't sign in on my regular "CaKeS", as the password is invalid or summat. I've emailed "admin" but i don't expect any joy.

love
Kes.

 

[Twinkle]

> C'mon, Trace - you gotta believe me...ask me something Norm-related!

Like what ermmm how bigs my arse?

 

[norm is dead]

> Like what ermmm how bigs my arse?

It was only the nicest goddamned Mozmusic arse in the whole of Earl's Court - and I never even saw it!!

 

[Twinkle]

> It was only the nicest goddamned Mozmusic arse in the whole of Earl's
> Court - and I never even saw it!!

Ya fart... I thought you did.

 

[norm is dead]

> Ya fart... I thought you did.

No - I've only ever seen your lips...

*typing that made me laugh - proof enough, I think!*

 

[Twinkle]

> No - I've only ever seen your lips...

> *typing that made me laugh - proof enough, I think!*

Everyones seen me bloody lips that isn't proof of owt.

 

[norm is dead]

Now everyone's bored!

> Everyones seen me bloody lips that isn't proof of owt.

*heavy sigh* Fair enough...

What d'you wanna know then, Goo-goo? What knowledge would finally convince you that I'm Norm (like that's anything to be proud of?!?)?

 

[Twinkle]

Re: Now everyone's bored!

> *heavy sigh* Fair enough...

> What d'you wanna know then, Goo-goo? What knowledge would finally convince
> you that I'm Norm (like that's anything to be proud of?!?)?

I don't know come back home....

 

[norm is dead]

Re: Now everyone's bored!

> I don't know come back home....

I can never go back home again...

(well, not until the webmaster takes his foot out of his arse I can't)

 

[Twinkle]

Re: Now everyone's bored!

> I can never go back home again...

> (well, not until the webmaster takes his foot out of his arse I can't)

Why whats happened to your old log in then?

 

[norm is dead]

Re: Now everyone's bored!

> Why whats happened to your old log in then?

It's a long story - suffice to say that Norm Is Dead.

 

[Twinkle]

Re: Now everyone's bored!

> It's a long story - suffice to say that Norm Is Dead.

Chuffing hell you know what they're like you won't be able to post for ages do you miss us all then?

 

[a real person]

ever heard of email?