If Morrissey was an animal, which animal would he be?

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.


 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.




Marr's the sofa. I bet you a dollar the sofa wouldn't mind being Marr.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.


 

Je Suis Julie

allyouneedismorrissey.com
aww which interview was that? :) I don't remember that one...

From "Happy Now?" (2006) by Andrew Male, on page 197 of "Morrissey in Conversation: The Essential Interviews":

Later, at the graveside of Keats in the Protestant cemetery, prior to the photo-shoot, Morrissey lingers over the gravestone inscription (relishing the line about 'the malicious power of his enemies') whilo a trio of benign feral cats, part of 300,000 gatti now protected by Rome city council as part of the city's 'bioheritage', pad contentedly around his feet. 'Do you know how to tell if it's a genuine tabby?' he whispers. 'They have an "M" marking on their forehead.'​

After reading that I was overjoyed to find that 2 of our 3 cats have the "M" on their forehead! (The other is a Russian Blue. She's snooty, but I love her just the same). See? Being a Morrissey fan is educational too!
 

Camilla

New Member
Moz and cats. Two of my favorite things.:D
 

Renia

blue ribbon
haha, my friend has a goldfish named after him. xD

but I must say, he'd either be a cockatiel, or a cat.

possibly a hermit crab cause hermit crabs are awesome! :D
 

miryam_moz85

MiryamLoopDeLi

Scarlet Ibis

The Chicken of D.C.
Hahahaha!

Oh, I bet you anything that this is Morrissey's favorite thread EVARRRR. Well, after the frink thread, of course.

XD

These are all just wonderful. :)
 
G

goinghome

Guest
These are lovely.

Because it is said he can be a bit prickly sometimes, but underneath he is vulnerable, steady and adorable, voilá! -
 

Dow Jones

Blighted Fungus
haha, my friend has a goldfish named after him. xD

but I must say, he'd either be a cockatiel, or a cat.

possibly a hermit crab cause hermit crabs are awesome! :D
I have a hermit crab named Steven cos his shell kinda looks like a pomp and he's really shy. : D
Marc and David bully him a bit, poor dear.
 

Renia

blue ribbon
I have a hermit crab named Steven cos his shell kinda looks like a pomp and he's really shy. : D
Marc and David bully him a bit, poor dear.

I actually want to get another hermit crab after talking about them last night. haha.

I'd defiently name him Moz.

Although, I also want to get another cat and name it Moz too. I dunno it just REALLY seems like a good name for a cat. Dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Perhaps the crab can be called Mozza and the cat can just be Moz. Eeehhh, I'll figure it out.
 
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