If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win ?

If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

  • intellectually CG

    Votes: 9 64.3%
  • intellectually RB

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • physically CG

    Votes: 9 64.3%
  • physically RB

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • bonus: a tie in every possible way

    Votes: 1 7.1%

  • Total voters
    14
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keene

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Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

Damn right you do, dear Crystal.

I'm a fan too...but sometimes she needs a little buttermilk and burnt toast. It's a universal antidote
 
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MozRecording

The If
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Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

Double knockout, we all win.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

I'm a fan too...but sometimes she needs a little buttermilk and burnt toast. It's a universal antidote

NEWSFLASH: Bucking Ham was taking notes during your f***ed up rodeo. I'll see your homespun antidote and raise you some antimony.
 
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keene

Guest
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

NEWSFLASH: Bucking Ham was taking notes during your f***ed up rodeo. I'll see your homespun antidote and raise you some antimony.
If you can't get syrup of ipecac right away use burnt toast and buttermilk....it works. I've used it on victims of poisoning...saved their lives.

I'm not who you think I am. Reflect on that when you feel better.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

If you can't get syrup of ipecac right away use burnt toast and buttermilk....it works. I've used it on victims of poisoning...saved their lives.

I'm not who you think I am. Reflect on that when you feel better.

Neither am I. Reflect on that while you scramble. It's fun to watch.
 
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keene

Guest
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

Neither am I. Reflect on that while you scramble. It's fun to watch.

I said when you feel better....the poison is still working on you.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

I said when you feel better....the poison is still working on you.

Oh f*** off. You wouldn't have told me to shut up if I was poisoned.
 
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keene

Guest
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

Oh f*** off. You wouldn't have told me to shut up if I was poisoned.
I think I'll quit.....I feel like I'm fighting a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

It's just not fair......
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

I think I'll quit.....I feel like I'm fighting a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

It's just not fair......

Please go shove a rose up your asshole and make it blue. I'll file the advice you gave today with the advice you gave YOR era to just make myself pretty and flirt with the boys and give up on the green tablet thing while Moz floundered and searched and wept.
 
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keene

Guest
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

Please go shove a rose up your asshole and make it blue. I'll file the advice you gave today with the advice you gave YOR era to just make myself pretty and flirt with the boys and give up on the green tablet thing while Moz floundered and searched and wept.
Just like I thought.....you think I'm someone else. It's gotta be the poison. You must vomit before any more gets into your system. Hurry up....you know what to do.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

Just like I thought.....you think I'm someone else. It's gotta be the poison. You must vomit before any more gets into your system. Hurry up....you know what to do.

You have just learned the difference between milking a cow and milking a bull.
 

cornelius blaze

Boychild mustn't tremble!
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

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I hope they settle their differences and love each other.
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

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I hope they settle their differences and love each other.

Excuse me while I vomit.
 

cornelius blaze

Boychild mustn't tremble!
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

Excuse me while I vomit.

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Look, these 2 even look like you both!

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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

Sorry, not into puppet f***ing.
 

cornelius blaze

Boychild mustn't tremble!

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.

Mozza220559

Surmontil 50
Re: If CrystalGeezer & realitybites squared off in a 10 round, no-holds-barred, match who would win

I think I'll quit.....I feel like I'm fighting a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

It's just not fair......

Not being funny but I think you're the biggest non entity I've seen on here over the past few months and that's saying something.
 
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